Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Finland
Forever alone
Today, my sad ass got walked in on by a relative while I was having an imaginary conversation, with an imaginary friend, and I was talking out loud. FML
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coolmike699 26
Get a Bluetooth headset. $10 and you can effectively hide your insanity from the world. Also, you don't have to hold your phone while you talk for real, either.
Tripartita 45
*Clears throat* "Today, my sad ass got walked in on by a relative while I was having an imaginary conversation, with an imaginary friend, and I was talking out loud. FML"
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greeeaaat 0
What?
Tripartita 45
*Clears throat* "Today, my sad ass got walked in on by a relative while I was having an imaginary conversation, with an imaginary friend, and I was talking out loud. FML"
coolmike699 26
Get a Bluetooth headset. $10 and you can effectively hide your insanity from the world. Also, you don't have to hold your phone while you talk for real, either.
berniro 14
If she questions you, just act extremely confused and pretend there is an actual person there. She'll think she's the crazy one instead of you!
nonsensical 26
Or OP might get sent to the asylum
yunabraska96 7
it's normal for me. my family looks at me weird but they know I have no friends
RichardPencil 32
Lock eyes with your relative and say, "What?!? You got a problem with the hard-of-hearing?"
pjsr 33
I imagine that was quite embarrassing
species4872 20
So, what's the problem? Were they expecting you to be texting your imaginary friend?
izzajaneful 24
I do this sometimes. I live in fear of the day that someone will catch me.
Ravenbird0072 11
Awww, why is your butt so sad?
shiny223 6
This made me so sad ? u have my support friend... life is rough and everyone deserves someone or thing to talk to