Today, my roommate, who happens to be a writer, got so pissed off at his editor that he got drunk, wrapped his arms around my waist, and only stopped when I agreed to spoon him. This is not the first time this has happened either. FML
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Xiktyr
| 5
Uhh.. switch rooms, man.
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jayray313
| 21
Sounds like your roommate has a crush on you. He only acts on it when the alcohol lowers his inhibitions.
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Xiktyr
| 5
Uhh.. switch rooms, man.
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suplarai
| 12
Ya find a new flat mate, this guy sound weird
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deaper
| 15
Yeah. If it's not the first time this has happened, then ydi for not moving the heck out the first time!
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synsam
| 4
ya and writers are supposed to live alone in a castle, have huge beards and complain about the industry they work in...or that could just be Alan Moore.
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ClassyCataclasis
| 4
unless you secretly enjoy it.
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Zazoo1995
| 23
Gay or straight, I don't appreciate people who don't respect boundaries.
Even when I was in the locker rooms in high school for gym, I was cool with all the guys because I didn't look/gawk at any of them. They did their business and I did mine.. They don't need their privacy violated.
But of course I would check them out in the hallways because... That's fair game ;)
Even when I was in the locker rooms in high school for gym, I was cool with all the guys because I didn't look/gawk at any of them. They did their business and I did mine.. They don't need their privacy violated.
But of course I would check them out in the hallways because... That's fair game ;)
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9gagnFml
| 8
Totally agree!
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Bradley_Dillon
| 39
He sounds like an enjoyable person.
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Opheliae
| 22
Maybe OP does enjoy it...
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Bradley_Dillon
| 39
I'd enjoy it. Especially if I was him....
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Opheliae
| 22
Hey man, nothing wrong with a little TLC.
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Opheliae
| 22
Perhaps a padlock on the liquor cabinet is in order.
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Welshite
| 39
That is hardly going to stop him from buying more and getting drunk.
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Opheliae
| 22
Then if I were OP, I'd padlock my bedroom door.
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vipirius
| 18
13. Unless he's broke, which he could be if he's a writer struggling to get published.
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KingreX32
| 21
agreed
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thedeadmen
| 14
Kick his ass
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Kyuzomi
| 12
For getting drunk...? That's a bit over the top don't you think...?
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allie2590
| 30
No, for making OP spoon with him.
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thedeadmen
| 14
No not for getting drunk , for making op spoon him or her
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cakefete2
| 30
I wonder what gender OP is? If only there were a sign. Oh wait...
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jayray313
| 21
Sounds like your roommate has a crush on you. He only acts on it when the alcohol lowers his inhibitions.
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UnicornFarts
| 15
Sounds more like he uses alcohol as an excuse. Then later on he could say it was the alcohol.
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Kiki242
| 19
Push him out of the bed.
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NotAddictive
| 6
Oh the bed they weren't on? okay.
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SexiChula91
| 3
spooning does usually involve laying in a bed.
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BrookieAnn
| 19
Two words. New Roommate. Probably better sooner than later...
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traumamedic3
| 9
Looks like we got another one with mommy issues.
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onlychildFTW
| 33
Since when do guys ask to spoon with their moms?
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traumamedic3
| 9
Since when do grown ass men sob and asked to be spooned? I reiterate, mommy issues!
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NotAddictive
| 6
So...you are just making a gay joke or..?
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ItsMeDiegoG
| 8
I think it's time to get a new roommate
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Rainhawk94
| 27
Get him a stuffed animal so he can spoon that