By Anonymous - 18/03/2016 20:57 - United States - Valley Stream

Today, my roommate reached a whole new level of laziness: I caught him casually peeing into an empty beer bottle while laying in bed. FML
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Somehow I feel like this is a common occurrence for university students..

Beer tastes like piss anyways, you won't notice the difference;)

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Beer tastes like piss anyways, you won't notice the difference;)

I am quite offended. The piss I drink is of utmost quality and taste; how dare you imply that piss tastes bad? Shame on you, sir. Shame on you.

Be a dear, and grab the poor fellow a bedpan.

If he's gonna be that lazy, he may as well invest in a diaper.

Somehow I feel like this is a common occurrence for university students..

I'd be so pissed if that happened to me. I'll let myself out

I personally prefer a 2 liter but that's just me

Until it gets stuck.

It can't get stuck :'(

It's okay. He hasn't installed a catheter attached to 50 feet of hose that drains into the toilet yet...it can always get worse

Why so I feel like you are talking out of personal experience

Maybe he found one of those "life hacks" that are just jokes, intended to screw with people?

Damn, I wonder what's next..taking a shit in a pizza box?

Don't give him ideas! He might be reading this.

He needs to grow up and use the toilet.

During my sophomore year at college, my roommate got so wasted he pissed in the microwave. That's way worse than in a beer bottle.