By Anonymous - 25/11/2009 07:35 - United States

Today, my roommate of seven weeks decided to kick me out. He blames me for the stains on his expensive white leather couch, even after a prof cleaner determined it was red wine. I don't drink red wine. He does. FML
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Who wants to live with someone who owns a white leather couch anyway??? Is there also a tiger skin rug in the middle of the room, head still attached?

YDI it for rooming with an f*ing douche bag. Maybe it was the blood from his menstrual cycle.

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PROFFESOR CLEANER TO THE RESCUE

indeed, this is a job for CILLIT BANG. BANG! and the dirt is gone!

Pick up the most expensive bottle of red wine he has. Open it. Empty contents on white, leather couch. ??? Revenge.

YDI for rooming with a guy that drinks red wine.

What's wrong with red wine?

Who wants to live with someone who owns a white leather couch anyway??? Is there also a tiger skin rug in the middle of the room, head still attached?

Who seriously goes furniture shopping and picks out a white couch? Unless your furniture is never used, its going to get dirty! Hellooo,. ever heard of practicallity?

YDI it for rooming with an f*ing douche bag. Maybe it was the blood from his menstrual cycle.

YDI it for rooming with an f*ing douche bag. Maybe it was the blood from his menstrual cycle.

Sounds like you were living with a right bloody nightmare. I have been there before. Renting a room with someone who is anal about stuff is no fun. Firstly, who buys white couches??? Secondly, if they considered you that much of a threat to their couches cleanliness then your room-mate should have put a plastic cover on it or forbade you from sitting on them. I guarantee the next person living with them will have as much of a headache as you did. Be glad your out of that situation

He just wanted an excuse to kick you out. Obviously he didn't think it was you when it was confirmed to be him.

Should have offered him a midol. Also FYL for being from Delaware as there's nothing here.

so its his choice whether you get kicked out or not

Maybe the lease was in only his name