FML : Today, my roommate made out with this guy I kind of had a thing for. It wasn't a big deal to sober me, but drunk me wasn't having it. I drank half a bottle...

Today, my roommate made out with this guy I kind of had a thing for. It wasn't a big deal to sober me, but drunk me wasn't having it. I drank half a bottle of vodka, punched a hole in a wall, and cried while laying on the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By stupid drunk bitch / Wednesday 24 February 2016 18:37 / United States - Cobleskill

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By Subcontinent | 14

#6544803 - Thursday 25 February 2016 7:21

The fact that you drank half a bottle of vodka suggests you were kinda bothered

By jerseygirl94 | 11

#6544807 - Thursday 25 February 2016 7:29

Seems like sober you had a problem and drunk you was just you way of expressing it.

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By Subcontinent | 14

#6544803 - Thursday 25 February 2016 7:21

The fact that you drank half a bottle of vodka suggests you were kinda bothered

Dave_Davington | 27

#6544891 - Thursday 25 February 2016 9:57

I think she was already drunk when it happened. She drunk half a bottle of vodka on top everything else she'd had up to that point.

shanson | 22

#6545470 - Friday 26 February 2016 4:34

Or she could be in college where that's a normal night

soulreaper12296 | 28

#6545792 - Friday 26 February 2016 15:24

If drinking half a bottle of Vodka a night is "normal" for you, you've got some problems.

By A07 | 47

#6544805 - Thursday 25 February 2016 7:24

And don't forget that you have to get a picture frame to cover the hole in the wall too

thestoryofacaleb | 14

#6544824 - Thursday 25 February 2016 7:40

Just not of them making out

mariri9206 | 32

#6544830 - Thursday 25 February 2016 8:02

Just a drawing would do, too, like on friends.

By jerseygirl94 | 11

#6544807 - Thursday 25 February 2016 7:29

Seems like sober you had a problem and drunk you was just you way of expressing it.

By tranced_ | 41

#6544809 - Thursday 25 February 2016 7:30

what thing?!

capnbzarr | 43

#6545182 - Thursday 25 February 2016 18:58

Since you're apparently not a native English speaker, I'll explain: Having "a thing" for somebody is another way of saying you have "a crush on" somebody--in other words, being attracted to somebody.

cIouds | 15

#6546608 - Saturday 27 February 2016 12:53

#28 I like people like you. Because instead of blatantly insulting the individual for not knowing a certain concept (as if expecting EVERYONE to know English), you just cleared things out.

By davek | 35

#6544810 - Thursday 25 February 2016 7:31

I plead the fifth. The fifth of vodka.

By kyu_Q | 19

#6544813 - Thursday 25 February 2016 7:32

the drunk usually says or does what the sober persons feels and thinks. You should try processing things while sober.

By renrioku | 15

#6544818 - Thursday 25 February 2016 7:37

That poor wall... FYL OP, but I think it bothered you more than you think for you to have drank half a bottle of vodka.

By watermelon15 | 35

#6544820 - Thursday 25 February 2016 7:39

Don't drink and feel. Very dangerous

By lexiieeex3 | 32

#6544835 - Thursday 25 February 2016 8:07

We all do unflattering things when alcohol comes into the equation. Just take it for what it was and hopefully you won't react that way if something similar happens in the future.