Today, my roommate made out with this guy I kind of had a thing for. It wasn't a big deal to sober me, but drunk me wasn't having it. I drank half a bottle of vodka, punched a hole in a wall, and cried while laying on the floor. FML
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Subcontinent
| 14
The fact that you drank half a bottle of vodka suggests you were kinda bothered
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jerseygirl94
| 11
Seems like sober you had a problem and drunk you was just you way of expressing it.
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Subcontinent
| 14
The fact that you drank half a bottle of vodka suggests you were kinda bothered
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Dave_Davington
| 33
I think she was already drunk when it happened. She drunk half a bottle of vodka on top everything else she'd had up to that point.
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shanson
| 22
Or she could be in college where that's a normal night
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soulreaper12296
| 28
If drinking half a bottle of Vodka a night is "normal" for you, you've got some problems.
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A07
| 48
And don't forget that you have to get a picture frame to cover the hole in the wall too
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thestoryofacaleb
| 14
Just not of them making out
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mariri9206
| 32
Just a drawing would do, too, like on friends.
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jerseygirl94
| 11
Seems like sober you had a problem and drunk you was just you way of expressing it.
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tranced_
| 43
what thing?!
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capnbzarr
| 43
Since you're apparently not a native English speaker, I'll explain: Having "a thing" for somebody is another way of saying you have "a crush on" somebody--in other words, being attracted to somebody.
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cIouds
| 15
#28 I like people like you. Because instead of blatantly insulting the individual for not knowing a certain concept (as if expecting EVERYONE to know English), you just cleared things out.
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davek
| 36
I plead the fifth. The fifth of vodka.
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kyu_Q
| 19
the drunk usually says or does what the sober persons feels and thinks. You should try processing things while sober.
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renrioku
| 15
That poor wall... FYL OP, but I think it bothered you more than you think for you to have drank half a bottle of vodka.
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watermelon15
| 35
Don't drink and feel. Very dangerous
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lexiieeex3
| 32
We all do unflattering things when alcohol comes into the equation. Just take it for what it was and hopefully you won't react that way if something similar happens in the future.
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Tyrez
| 32
I think you cared more than you realize.