FML : Today, my roommate let me know he "bumped" another car with mine. What he really meant was that I need a new rear quarter panel and the very angry BMW...

Today, my roommate let me know he "bumped" another car with mine. What he really meant was that I need a new rear quarter panel and the very angry BMW driver he hit has all of my information. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Ah piss / Wednesday 15 September 2010 16:52 / United States

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By perdix | 29

#1410374 - Wednesday 15 September 2010 11:27

My grandpa said, "There are two things you never lend out: your car and your wife. Neither of them will come back the same."

By MetalFish | 0

#1410274 - Wednesday 15 September 2010 11:06

lol your roomy is a cock

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By MetalFish | 0

#1410274 - Wednesday 15 September 2010 11:06

lol your roomy is a cock

iskusmarines | 0

#1410460 - Thursday 16 September 2010 12:07

BOB SAGET!!!!!!!!!!

bishoprsv2 | 0

#1410546 - Thursday 16 September 2010 12:38

YDI for having a car you communist piece of trash.

ugwmii | 0

#1411382 - Thursday 16 September 2010 03:28

17 what r u, a homosexual caveman?

panchod1234 | 0

#1412323 - Thursday 16 September 2010 08:11

yuofftafvd fathxfhdardfjdt!!!

bishoprsv2 | 0

#1416108 - Friday 17 September 2010 02:08

No lol. Cavemen don't exist anymore.

michelleJ11 | 25

#5621800 - Saturday 10 August 2013 08:54

30, please try again.

By xxjoseph1543xx | 0

#1410304 - Wednesday 15 September 2010 11:12

second

By disney_blonde | 16

#1410317 - Wednesday 15 September 2010 11:15

Why would you let your roommate borrow your car?

keilanclarke | 0

#1410371 - Wednesday 15 September 2010 11:26

because you're adopted

jonjanssen13 | 0

#1410409 - Wednesday 15 September 2010 11:49

hahaha good one

My2864 | 1

#1410969 - Thursday 16 September 2010 02:12

why would you not let your roommate pay for damages?

By awhsum | 0

#1410331 - Wednesday 15 September 2010 11:17

aha x) sucks!

michelleJ11 | 25

#5621801 - Saturday 10 August 2013 08:55

If only there was a button for that. Oh wait ...

By happykate120 | 0

#1410344 - Wednesday 15 September 2010 11:19

why would you let a dip shit drive your car?

By perdix | 29

#1410374 - Wednesday 15 September 2010 11:27

My grandpa said, "There are two things you never lend out: your car and your wife. Neither of them will come back the same."

happykate120 | 0

#1410379 - Wednesday 15 September 2010 11:33

lol most of the time they both come back smelling funny too :P

perdix | 29

#1410403 - Wednesday 15 September 2010 11:42

Especially when they get rear-ended.

happykate120 | 0

#1410428 - Wednesday 15 September 2010 11:55

HA!!!!!

HannahWasNotX | 0

#1412016 - Thursday 16 September 2010 06:27

11 is win

LeoFML | 1

#1412156 - Thursday 16 September 2010 07:05

11 is not just the win of this FML, but the daily winner! Round of applause everybody.

MindFucker404 | 0

#2433246 - Saturday 30 April 2011 09:03

perdix is always win

mattzawesome | 28

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By lovelove24 | 1

#1410389 - Wednesday 15 September 2010 11:38

firstttttt ;) sucka's there's always next time guyssss

MetalFish | 0

#1410394 - Wednesday 15 September 2010 11:40

about half an hour late, there mate

michelleJ11 | 25

#5621802 - Saturday 10 August 2013 08:56

Don't worry #9, there's always next time, 'sucka'.

By frootietootie | 0

#1410418 - Wednesday 15 September 2010 11:52

your fault for lending your car to an retard like him.

By jaybird09 | 0

#1410524 - Thursday 16 September 2010 12:35

hence take his car and ram in to something, payback is fun

triggerit | 5

#1414240 - Thursday 16 September 2010 04:39

and only then let him drive to the bar...

By FirstBornUnicorn | 0

#1410606 - Thursday 16 September 2010 12:49

Make sure that your roomate is sober before you let him use your car.

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