FML : Today, my roommate invited her brother over to drink. Neither can handle their drink and her brother is a sympathy spewer. He’s not my guest but I had...

Today, my roommate invited her brother over to drink. Neither can handle their drink and her brother is a sympathy spewer. He’s not my guest but I had to clean up vomit until 4 in the morning. FML

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By notsick - / Sunday 17 March 2019 22:00 /

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By davidfong | 14

#7782578 - Sunday 17 March 2019 22:56

Fuck that I would have left it for them to clean when they got up.

By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7760110 - Sunday 27 January 2019 17:05

Next time, confine them to the bathroom.

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By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7760110 - Sunday 27 January 2019 17:05

Next time, confine them to the bathroom.

By davidfong | 14

#7782578 - Sunday 17 March 2019 22:56

Fuck that I would have left it for them to clean when they got up.

Aphrodite | 17

#7782650 - Monday 18 March 2019 6:41

so the whole place can smell of vomit? i think cleaning it was the best option.

By TCRII | 26

#7782626 - Monday 18 March 2019 3:33

I am a retaliatory spewer. You puke on me, I will puke on you.

By OGSteveJobs | 20

#7782632 - Monday 18 March 2019 3:57

You didn't HAVE to you chose to! Could've made their hungover asses do it in the morning

By jbuckets_404 | 36

#7782714 - Monday 18 March 2019 10:47

Well, I certainly hope that they both very gratefully thanked you and expressed their sympathy for what you had to deal with

By 1gullible_bugger | 27

#7782954 - Tuesday 19 March 2019 3:44

no one told you to clean up the puke. I truly doubt that you had to do it. I know I sure as hell wouldn't! the pukers can clean it themselves!

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