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Today, my roommate complained about his penis being smelly and itchy. It's been a week. Yesterday he woke me up in the middle of the night, asking if I had some kind of Vaseline or moisturizer he could use for the itching. He still refuses to go to the doctor. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 14 February 2011 00:09 / Denmark
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By  Doortje  |  26

Drag his ass to the doctor, or well, his penis really. Just hold on to it (I recommend wearing gloves) and don't let go until you put him in a chair in the doctor's office. Freaking nasty roommate, yuck. FYL.

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  mystomachurts  |  3

How is this fuck YOUR life? Besides for hearing him whine about it, if you keep the toilet and bath clean its not like you're going to catch anything. Unless you guys share things more than that...

By  Doortje  |  26

Drag his ass to the doctor, or well, his penis really. Just hold on to it (I recommend wearing gloves) and don't let go until you put him in a chair in the doctor's office. Freaking nasty roommate, yuck. FYL.

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  krazy_glu3  |  0

just think about how many times he's touched OP with the hand he uses to scratch himself.. maybe the night he woke OP up he shook him with the same hand. gross!! I would disinfect EVERYTHING!!!!!!!

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