FML : Today, my report card finally came in. My mom took one look at it and told me that if I'm not going to take my grades seriously, I might as well start...

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Today, my report card finally came in. My mom took one look at it and told me that if I'm not going to take my grades seriously, I might as well start looking for a sugar daddy. But first, I apparently need to work on prettying myself up. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By tryingtobepretty101 - / Friday 2 September 2011 16:58 / United States

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By ghm1234 | 0

#3224512 - Friday 2 September 2011 23:44

What a bitch!

By jimboner69 | 6

#3224515 - Friday 2 September 2011 23:45

Sugar daddy's kick ass

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By FMS23 | 0

#3224511 - Friday 2 September 2011 23:44

First off hand her a mirror cause she had you. (unless ur adopted) you all should look alike so she called herself ugly

sean02 | 10

#3224527 - Friday 2 September 2011 23:47

I see what you did there! Lol

FarSide | 22

#3224543 - Friday 2 September 2011 23:49

Well prettying up is not a bad thing...

hatesfate | 6

#3224550 - Friday 2 September 2011 23:50

The OP could look more like her dad than her mom... Jus sayin'....

EffinToofer | 3

#3224558 - Friday 2 September 2011 23:52

DNA can mutate into some weird things. Some attractive people end up having fugly kids.

LiveLaughFML | 10

#3224561 - Friday 2 September 2011 23:53

you live in new jersey? how did you get your report card if most schools haven't even started yet here? i usually get my report card 2-3 months after the first day.

LedZeppelin1109 | 0

#3224575 - Friday 2 September 2011 23:56

*sigh* some parents these days...

kiraleann | 16

#3224579 - Friday 2 September 2011 23:57

@hatesfate: but still, even if OP looks more like her dad, if her mom meant "pretty up" to insinuate that OP is unattractive then in that particular case she's implying that her husband is unattractive, so it still doesn't work out for her.

TheRealHouse | 7

#3224588 - Friday 2 September 2011 23:59

Hi my name is Dr. House and I make a sh*tload of money. I also enjoy long walks on the beach, riding my motercycle, young girls, vicodin and boobies.. call me ;)

hatesfate | 6

#3224592 - Friday 2 September 2011 23:59

Kiraleann not really. There are attractive men but dress them up as a woman and they are ugly as shit...

Just because they're an ugly girl doesn't mean they can't be a handsome guy.

Gourmet_Taco | 0

#3224662 - Saturday 3 September 2011 0:14

33 - +1 for supporting statement to previous argument.

tj4234 | 35

#3224706 - Saturday 3 September 2011 0:28

she could have been implying that OP doesn't take care of her looks.

LuHGiiiT | 11

#3224751 - Saturday 3 September 2011 0:36

I don't see what you did there.. =/

MerrikBarbarian | 9

#3224801 - Saturday 3 September 2011 0:50

fmls don't post instantly. this was probably written a few months ago

cantdeleteaccount | 2

#3224846 - Saturday 3 September 2011 0:59

they pretty much do. 2 years ago in june i saw a million of "Today, Michael Jackson died. FML"

TwitchingNebula | 17

#3224874 - Saturday 3 September 2011 1:02

So number one, we shouldn't blame you for being stupid. It's your parents fault. I'd bitchslap them if I were you then...

kiraleann | 16

#3224885 - Saturday 3 September 2011 1:04

@ hatesfate: I suppose that's true, although I really would hope that the OP would be born with the face/body traits of a woman rather than a man, but we never know.

iluvhobos | 5

#3225425 - Saturday 3 September 2011 2:38

It's about 98% your own damn fault if you don't get good grades (if you don't have any type of mental disability).

krazy_glu3 | 0

#3225479 - Saturday 3 September 2011 2:49

Screw it, get a sugar daddy. Then your mom will be jealous that everything you get is already paid for. Roll up in a Bentley and tell her that was the best advice she ever gave you.