FML : Today, my recent ex-boyfriend stopped by my house with a well-dressed man. He reached into his pocket and handed me records that "prove" he never cheated...

Today, my recent ex-boyfriend stopped by my house with a well-dressed man. He reached into his pocket and handed me records that "prove" he never cheated on me. Oh, and the man next to him? His lawyer, who gave me a summons to court over payment for the items I smashed when I dumped him. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 27 April 2017 04:00 /

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By bobsanction | 12

#7445046 - Thursday 27 April 2017 4:04

That's what you get for breaking shit.

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7445047 - Thursday 27 April 2017 4:13

I don't know why, but I love how the ex boyfriend brought the lawyer with him to the OP's house.

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By zeroramiro2 | 4

#7445045 - Thursday 27 April 2017 4:02

That's why you never retaliate against anyone. Good for him to take action to get his compensation for the damages.

By bobsanction | 12

#7445046 - Thursday 27 April 2017 4:04

That's what you get for breaking shit.

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7445047 - Thursday 27 April 2017 4:13

I don't know why, but I love how the ex boyfriend brought the lawyer with him to the OP's house.

raz0rf0x | 8

#7445407 - Thursday 27 April 2017 20:42

if she's crazy enough to break stuff then I'd being a lawyer, too. And maybe a cop

By hunterseal | 18

#7445049 - Thursday 27 April 2017 4:19

well if you went off so psycho maybe he dodged a bullet,good thing it was his stuff and not his life. Well ydi,pay up and get some anger management classes.

By ThatHorse | 15

#7445051 - Thursday 27 April 2017 4:24

I mean, if he actually went to a fucking lawyer and served you personally, then he's probably not lying about having never cheated. That's an awfully expensive path to take if he had.

crazyindynathan | 13

#7445058 - Thursday 27 April 2017 4:39

That's what she gets for digging her key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive, among other damages.

Goblin182 | 26

#7445222 - Thursday 27 April 2017 13:33

Even if he had cheated she had no right to destroy his property.

By WeirdUS | 24

#7445068 - Thursday 27 April 2017 5:02

Cheating is an asshole move but not illegal breaking someones shit is. You deserved it for breaking his stuff. If that's what you do I'm wondering how you handled disagreements in the relationship.

By Druu | 53

#7445069 - Thursday 27 April 2017 5:03

Ah, finally an FML from the point of view of the "psycho ex-girlfriend." Refreshing!

species4872 | 19

#7445402 - Thursday 27 April 2017 20:27

How can a comment with 30 likes 2 dislike be moderated?

By anaheimangels40 | 9

#7445077 - Thursday 27 April 2017 6:02

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

species4872 | 19

#7446346 - Saturday 29 April 2017 20:47

Still going!

By Arashikage | 18

#7445086 - Thursday 27 April 2017 6:21

I seriously hope you're not looking for sympathy you 100% deserve what's coming

By KittyMack | 11

#7445095 - Thursday 27 April 2017 7:00

What I wanna know is: What records can prove faithfulness? His cel or internet history might show no messages if he banged someone from his work, or someone he picked up in a bar.