Today, my recent ex-boyfriend stopped by my house with a well-dressed man. He reached into his pocket and handed me records that "prove" he never cheated on me. Oh, and the man next to him? His lawyer, who gave me a summons to court over payment for the items I smashed when I dumped him. FML
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bobsanction
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That's what you get for breaking shit.
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Glowworm56
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I don't know why, but I love how the ex boyfriend brought the lawyer with him to the OP's house.
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zeroramiro2
| 4
That's why you never retaliate against anyone. Good for him to take action to get his compensation for the damages.
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bobsanction
| 16
That's what you get for breaking shit.
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Glowworm56
| 25
I don't know why, but I love how the ex boyfriend brought the lawyer with him to the OP's house.
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raz0rf0x
| 8
if she's crazy enough to break stuff then I'd being a lawyer, too. And maybe a cop
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hunterseal
| 18
well if you went off so psycho maybe he dodged a bullet,good thing it was his stuff and not his life. Well ydi,pay up and get some anger management classes.
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ThatHorse
| 15
I mean, if he actually went to a fucking lawyer and served you personally, then he's probably not lying about having never cheated. That's an awfully expensive path to take if he had.
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crazyindynathan
| 13
That's what she gets for digging her key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive, among other damages.
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Goblin182
| 26
Even if he had cheated she had no right to destroy his property.
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WeirdUS
| 29
Cheating is an asshole move but not illegal breaking someones shit is. You deserved it for breaking his stuff. If that's what you do I'm wondering how you handled disagreements in the relationship.
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Druu
| 53
Ah, finally an FML from the point of view of the "psycho ex-girlfriend." Refreshing!
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species4872
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How can a comment with 30 likes 2 dislike be moderated?
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anaheimangels40
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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species4872
| 19
Still going!
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Arashikage
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I seriously hope you're not looking for sympathy you 100% deserve what's coming
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KittyMack
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What I wanna know is: What records can prove faithfulness? His cel or internet history might show no messages if he banged someone from his work, or someone he picked up in a bar.
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Pixiewolfe
| 46
Maybe a tight schedule with alibis from work/gym etc..?