By Anonymous - 27/4/2017 04:00
Today, my recent ex-boyfriend stopped by my house with a well-dressed man. He reached into his pocket and handed me records that "prove" he never cheated on me. Oh, and the man next to him? His lawyer, who gave me a summons to court over payment for the items I smashed when I dumped him. FML
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By  ThatHorse  |  15

I mean, if he actually went to a fucking lawyer and served you personally, then he's probably not lying about having never cheated. That's an awfully expensive path to take if he had.

By  WeirdUS  |  29

Cheating is an asshole move but not illegal breaking someones shit is. You deserved it for breaking his stuff. If that's what you do I'm wondering how you handled disagreements in the relationship.

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  species4872  |  19

How can a comment with 30 likes 2 dislike be moderated?

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  species4872  |  19

Still going!

By  KittyMack  |  13

What I wanna know is: What records can prove faithfulness? His cel or internet history might show no messages if he banged someone from his work, or someone he picked up in a bar.