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If ever there was a time to whip up some Breaking Bad blue meth this is it :D Best of luck... Bitch!

Wow I'm sorry OP. My step dad is the same way. What works for me is just explaining to my mom what happened. She usually shuts him up

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If ever there was a time to whip up some Breaking Bad blue meth this is it :D Best of luck... Bitch!

maybe OP forgot to inflect. And I concur.. hit me up OP, if you need a posse. I wanna be Gus.

I'd be guss up until the part where he gets half his face blown off

If you say you hid them in your ass, will he give you a cavity search?...

Tell him you hid it in his room and laugh your ass out while he tears his room down

All this time I was think if Augustus from the fault in our stars

Wow I'm sorry OP. My step dad is the same way. What works for me is just explaining to my mom what happened. She usually shuts him up

Haha I use my mom as a buffer too. Moms ftw!

Your step dad sounds like a real idiot.

What does a fake idiot sound like? :)

A lot like me. But it's fake only about 5% of the time. The rest is genuine.

Why is Welshite being thumbed down?

Maybe people didn't like his joke. Maybe the first couple of people to look at comments have different opinions than the ones later. Ex: I've seen a comment have -30 likes then look at it the next day and see he/she has 60 likes.

He's like a 6 year old.. Doesn't understand sarcasm

sarcasm is a beautiful thing, but not for idiots

Judging by his reaction, maybe he wasn't so much concerned as he was looking for a fix, himself.

He was most likely just finding a way to piss you off or yell at you. I found that's what a lot of step-parents do.

If he's psychotic, I would think any amount of sarcasm isn't a good idea. :/ FYL, though. I hope he can believe you soon.

I don't think his father is actually psychotic. He's referring to the way he acts as psychotic.

I think OP meant psychotic as irrationally angry.

If you already know how temperamental he is, I can't imagine how using a great deal of sarcasm would've been a good idea. I know it's hard to deal with people like that without lashing out every once in a while, but the best thing that you can do is to just stick it out as best as you can until you're old enough to move out.

Clearly didn't catch the sarcasm.

that is my sons standard answer.

He definitely just wants your meth