By really mature, GRAN - United States - El Macero
Today, my psycho grandma yelled at me for being an "immature brat" by not offering to wash the dishes after dinner. I reminded her that when I offered last time, she raged at me for being "condescending". She responded by faking a heart attack and getting me indefinitely grounded. FML
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  jetsown08  |  21

To be honest, simply reading all these old people FMLs greatly enrages me. I can only imagine how bad holidays get for those with similar relatives... *massive spine-rupturing shiver*

  MrSassypants  |  32

You may be able to win. You talk to her afterwards and say you'll try to give her a real heart attack by randomly scaring her at one point but not do so to make her just scared.... which may lead to a real heart attack.... hmm. I suppose you can't win.

  winkydog4056  |  16

#5_Totally irrelevant, but Winky LOVES your profile pic!!!!!!!!!! Classic Winnie the Shit & Piglet too......the best!

  DanielleinDC  |  32

If Grandma had had any Christmas cheer, she wouldn't have flipped out over OP not doing the dishes or, when reminded of her negative reaction last time, would not have faked a heart attack. Grandma is like the Grinch.

  howdeedoo  |  22

54-There are people who have serious allergic reactions to skin contact with water. They can drink it, but if it spills on them or something they have a reaction


They had a small documentary on all that. If you search around, I'm sure you'll find it.

Long story short, they limit the time they spend in the shower, and how often they do it; They end up covered in red irritated rashes every time.