By sad but true. - United States - Storrs Mansfield
Today, my professor ran half a mile in the pouring rain just to return my cell phone, which I had left behind in lecture. Shocked and embarrassed, I exclaimed, "You shouldn't have!" "Damn right," he responded, "I'm 64 years old." FML
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By  marcranger  |  28

I've had 70-year olds kick my ass down a ski slope, so age is clearly no excuse. He could thank you for giving him his daily exercise and therefore extending his life!

  kylieh72  |  25

1- I would like to thank you for giving me my daily exercise and therefore extending your life. It was a real effort not to mollywop you in the throat.

By  chosha_fml  |  25

So someone does you the great favour of running through the pouring rain to return your phone to you and you think that fucks your life? Seems more like F his L.