Today, my phone kept beeping, so I put it on silent and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I found the guy I went on a date with last night had sent dozens of messages. The first was "Good morning! :)" and the last was "Answer me u fuckin cunt!!!!" I think I'm staying single. FML
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Cads1
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Wow, crazy much?
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MattStro
| 23
Somebodies a little impatient.
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Cads1
| 24
Wow, crazy much?
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StiffPvtParts
| 43
OP dodged a bullet there ñ_ñ
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SierraaaNicoleee
| 26
Good idea! Get out before it's too late.
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MattStro
| 23
Somebodies a little impatient.
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Dick_diamond
| 22
Somebody is*
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laden_swallow09
| 34
Thursty, too!
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Fiorella1
| 19
Yup, just a little. ??
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rocketiquette
| 20
Never understood how this tactic worked for guys, rather, how they thought it would work well for them. It's happened to me a few times! Needless to say you kind of just want to sucker punch them in the throat for being such insecure pansies.
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myeverydaymylife
| 21
Looks like you've saved yourself time and strife.
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ona16
| 22
I think avoid at all costs applies here :| Lets hope texting is as far as this goes.
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karcummings
| 19
obsessive..
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shellzy
| 20
Bye Felipe!!
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leogachi
| 15
Is this a thing? This should be a thing.
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teentee401
| 36
It is a thing. Look up the account bye Felipe on Instagram.
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tantanpanda
| 26
Is bye, Felipe the male counterpart of bye, Felicia?
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danceinconverse
| 25
Bye Felipe came first, so yes.
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olillia
| 16
But "bye, Felicia" is a quote from the movie "Friday"... It's really old actually. Teenagers just started saying it not knowing where it's from
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NathanSchmitz988
| 7
Keep their heads ringing.
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connaughty0225
| 16
Well that escalated quickly.
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Exaspera
| 54
"Lord of the Flies" comes to mind. Quick! Hide the sharp objects!
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AnOriginalName
| 19
You keep referencing that book. I don't think that book means what you think it means.
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mikeman1744
| 18
Run fast....run far