Today, my phone kept beeping, so I put it on silent and went...

By Anonymous - 10/7/2015 19:54 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, my phone kept beeping, so I put it on silent and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I found the guy I went on a date with last night had sent dozens of messages. The first was "Good morning! :)" and the last was "Answer me u fuckin cunt!!!!" I think I'm staying single. FML

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By Cads1 | 24

#6347087 - Saturday 11 July 2015 7:11

Wow, crazy much?

By MattStro | 23

#6347089 - Saturday 11 July 2015 7:11

Somebodies a little impatient.

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By Cads1 | 24

#6347087 - Saturday 11 July 2015 7:11

Wow, crazy much?

StiffPvtParts | 43

#6347306 - Saturday 11 July 2015 12:07

OP dodged a bullet there ñ_ñ

By SierraaaNicoleee | 26

#6347088 - Saturday 11 July 2015 7:11

Good idea! Get out before it's too late.

By MattStro | 23

#6347089 - Saturday 11 July 2015 7:11

Somebodies a little impatient.

Dick_diamond | 22

#6347314 - Saturday 11 July 2015 12:33

Somebody is*

laden_swallow09 | 34

#6347334 - Saturday 11 July 2015 13:30

Thursty, too!

Fiorella1 | 19

#6347813 - Saturday 11 July 2015 21:43

Yup, just a little. ??

rocketiquette | 20

#6348128 - Sunday 12 July 2015 2:24

Never understood how this tactic worked for guys, rather, how they thought it would work well for them. It's happened to me a few times! Needless to say you kind of just want to sucker punch them in the throat for being such insecure pansies.