FML : Today, my phone kept beeping, so I put it on silent and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I found the guy I went on a date with last night had...

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Today, my phone kept beeping, so I put it on silent and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I found the guy I went on a date with last night had sent dozens of messages. The first was "Good morning! :)" and the last was "Answer me u fuckin cunt!!!!" I think I'm staying single. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 10 July 2015 19:54 / Canada - Sudbury

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By Cads1 | 24

#6347087 - Saturday 11 July 2015 7:11

Wow, crazy much?

By MattStro | 23

#6347089 - Saturday 11 July 2015 7:11

Somebodies a little impatient.

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By Cads1 | 24

#6347087 - Saturday 11 July 2015 7:11

Wow, crazy much?

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StiffPvtParts | 42

#6347306 - Saturday 11 July 2015 12:07

OP dodged a bullet there ñ_ñ

By SierraaaNicoleee | 26

#6347088 - Saturday 11 July 2015 7:11

Good idea! Get out before it's too late.

By MattStro | 23

#6347089 - Saturday 11 July 2015 7:11

Somebodies a little impatient.

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Dick_diamond | 22

#6347314 - Saturday 11 July 2015 12:33

Somebody is*

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laden_swallow09 | 34

#6347334 - Saturday 11 July 2015 13:30

Thursty, too!

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Fiorella1 | 19

#6347813 - Saturday 11 July 2015 21:43

Yup, just a little. ??

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rocketiquette | 19

#6348128 - Sunday 12 July 2015 2:24

Never understood how this tactic worked for guys, rather, how they thought it would work well for them. It's happened to me a few times! Needless to say you kind of just want to sucker punch them in the throat for being such insecure pansies.

By myeverydaymylife | 21

#6347091 - Saturday 11 July 2015 7:12

Looks like you've saved yourself time and strife.

By ona16 | 22

#6347093 - Saturday 11 July 2015 7:12

I think avoid at all costs applies here :| Lets hope texting is as far as this goes.

By karcummings | 19

#6347094 - Saturday 11 July 2015 7:12

obsessive..

By shellzy | 20

#6347095 - Saturday 11 July 2015 7:12

Bye Felipe!!

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leogachi | 15

#6347213 - Saturday 11 July 2015 8:43

Is this a thing? This should be a thing.

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teentee401 | 36

#6347451 - Saturday 11 July 2015 15:17

It is a thing. Look up the account bye Felipe on Instagram.

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tantanpanda | 26

#6347720 - Saturday 11 July 2015 20:03

Is bye, Felipe the male counterpart of bye, Felicia?

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danceinconverse | 25

#6347732 - Saturday 11 July 2015 20:10

Bye Felipe came first, so yes.

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olillia | 16

#6347735 - Saturday 11 July 2015 20:13

But "bye, Felicia" is a quote from the movie "Friday"... It's really old actually. Teenagers just started saying it not knowing where it's from

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NathanSchmitz988 | 7

#6348941 - Sunday 12 July 2015 21:49

Keep their heads ringing.

By connaughty0225 | 16

#6347097 - Saturday 11 July 2015 7:12

Well that escalated quickly.

By Exaspera | 53

#6347100 - Saturday 11 July 2015 7:13

"Lord of the Flies" comes to mind. Quick! Hide the sharp objects!

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AnOriginalName | 19

#6347274 - Saturday 11 July 2015 10:46

You keep referencing that book. I don't think that book means what you think it means.

By mikeman1744 | 18

#6347101 - Saturday 11 July 2015 7:13

Run fast....run far

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