By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 19:54 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, my phone kept beeping, so I put it on silent and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I found the guy I went on a date with last night had sent dozens of messages. The first was "Good morning! :)" and the last was "Answer me u fuckin cunt!!!!" I think I'm staying single. FML
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Cads1 24
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Wow, crazy much?

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MattStro 23

Somebodies a little impatient.

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Cads1 24
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Wow, crazy much?

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StiffPvtParts 43

OP dodged a bullet there ñ_ñ

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SierraaaNicoleee 26
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Good idea! Get out before it's too late.

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MattStro 23

Somebodies a little impatient.

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Fiorella1 19
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Yup, just a little. ??

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rocketiquette 20
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Never understood how this tactic worked for guys, rather, how they thought it would work well for them. It's happened to me a few times! Needless to say you kind of just want to sucker punch them in the throat for being such insecure pansies.

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myeverydaymylife 21
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Looks like you've saved yourself time and strife.

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ona16 22
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I think avoid at all costs applies here :| Lets hope texting is as far as this goes.

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karcummings 19

obsessive..

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leogachi 15

Is this a thing? This should be a thing.

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teentee401 36
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It is a thing. Look up the account bye Felipe on Instagram.

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tantanpanda 26

Is bye, Felipe the male counterpart of bye, Felicia?

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danceinconverse 25

Bye Felipe came first, so yes.

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olillia 16
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But "bye, Felicia" is a quote from the movie "Friday"... It's really old actually. Teenagers just started saying it not knowing where it's from

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NathanSchmitz988 7
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Keep their heads ringing.

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connaughty0225 16

Well that escalated quickly.

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Exaspera 54
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"Lord of the Flies" comes to mind. Quick! Hide the sharp objects!

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AnOriginalName 19

You keep referencing that book. I don't think that book means what you think it means.

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mikeman1744 18

Run fast....run far

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