By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 04:05 - Canada

Today, my parrot won't stop repeating my boyfriend's name. The problem is we broke up days ago and my parrot won't shut up. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 384
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Throw it in a pan, throw in some chopped onions and garlic sprinkle in some salt and black pepper. Problem solved.

It seems that one of you still hasn't gotten over him. Poor parrot. :(

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rjdr 7

lol

teach it to poo on a picture of him then go and release it in his house so it poos all over him. mwahahaha I know I'm a genius.

You are a genius. I love you forever...

bring the bird out back, close the door and listen to some loud music

just eat the bird

Throw it in a pan, throw in some chopped onions and garlic sprinkle in some salt and black pepper. Problem solved.

I feel as though this may need a side of something, it seems a bit bland.

Om nom nom, parrot. <3

.... Kool-Aid? ;D

i automatically love you for that comment

Woot Woot!

18, you're just loving everyone today, do you have daddy issues??

Your parrot misses him. :(

Teach it ( boyfriends name) is a douchebag. That would be a little better right?

Til she gets a new boyfriend and it keeps calling him a douche-bag.

In soviet russia, boyfriend's name repeats parrot!

That's what I was thinking, too! "boyfriend" "douchebag" "boyfriend" "douchebag" it's a constant reminder of why he's gone.

Well, that's unfortunate.

It seems that one of you still hasn't gotten over him. Poor parrot. :(

KILL IT!!!! lol j/k. Sucks for you OP.

I normally would ask "what?", but it seems I'd be wasting my time seeking answers in this case.

haha. SNL reference.

Damn that would be so annoying. I feel sorry for you, OP :(

Ask your parrot who's a douchebag and see wat he replies

I'd laugh if he said her name.