Today, my parents told me I was conceived at Disneyworld. Monday, I take a class trip to Disneyworld. My friends will be having fun and all I'll be able...

By Mike - 7/2/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, my parents told me I was conceived at Disneyworld. Monday, I take a class trip to Disneyworld. My friends will be having fun and all I'll be able to think about is my parents having sex. FML

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By tb15 | 0

#832895 - Monday 8 February 2010 2:25

I'm going to disney world, but my parents had relations there years ago.FML
what's next
I won the lottery, so now I have to leave my house to pick up the money.FML
I got accepted into Harvard, but it's cold in Boston.FML

By StewieBigFan | 0

#832749 - Monday 8 February 2010 1:46

Oh, boo hoo. Your parents have sex. Big woof. That's how babies are made. Grow up and learn to have fun, jeez.

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By killerviral | 0

#832714 - Monday 8 February 2010 1:39

yay for majic mountain lol
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harryman04 | 0

#833016 - Monday 8 February 2010 3:03

this isn't an fml. your life isn't fucked dumbass

sc95060sc | 0

#833596 - Monday 8 February 2010 5:32

ur parents have sex in ur house all the time. boooo ur life isn't fucked

lolpwntdumass | 0

#833729 - Monday 8 February 2010 6:06

O. M. G.
Your. Gonna. Die.

mitch707 | 0

#834300 - Monday 8 February 2010 9:59

Harden the fuck up kid

time4coffee | 3

#835063 - Monday 8 February 2010 17:42

Cool what ride?

jusk | 0

#845017 - Thursday 11 February 2010 16:40

think so too. Do you wanna kill yourself now because you are depressed????? Come on that is rediculous!!!!!!

00yoda4 | 0

#986442 - Thursday 29 April 2010 4:50

be grateful jackass my mom was a prostitute

ZleveL | 0

#1075050 - Friday 9 July 2010 7:51

my mom was an ASStrouNUT

jessamy_brit | 5

#2788555 - Thursday 30 June 2011 1:55

ohh go cry to your Teddy bear. you don't know life.

gc327072 | 29

#5244854 - Thursday 13 December 2012 22:12

Splash mountain, if ya know what I mean.

By babyveronica | 0

#832722 - Monday 8 February 2010 1:40

that's just gross now I'm going to think about people having sex there haha eww

Averizzle | 0

#832908 - Monday 8 February 2010 2:28

Why wouldn't you think about people having sex at Disney World of all places? Is that not what it is for??

sparkman97 | 7

#3590518 - Tuesday 15 November 2011 22:45

PWhat kind of school takes a class trip to disneyworld? Fucking schools nowdays.

Honda288 | 2

#4099219 - Tuesday 28 February 2012 4:37

Well parents have to do something while they are waiting for Chip and Dale come out.

enormouselephant | 15

#5016715 - Monday 8 October 2012 5:11

How old are you guys to be so grossed out by sex?

Allnightampm | 18

#6461881 - Sunday 15 November 2015 12:25

It's usually large fine arts programs

By azreal_13 | 0

#832739 - Monday 8 February 2010 1:44

aww your nasty thinking about your parents getting it on, just enjoy your time there

By StewieBigFan | 0

#832749 - Monday 8 February 2010 1:46

Oh, boo hoo. Your parents have sex. Big woof. That's how babies are made. Grow up and learn to have fun, jeez.

tiffanyheart | 0

#838134 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 15:59

You know it's "big whoop" right?

xXxXxMasonxXxXx | 7

#2313226 - Friday 8 April 2011 7:19

OWNED

orlandogirl4life | 11

#3911431 - Friday 20 January 2012 1:15

Agreed. 100%

By MasterConan | 0

#832856 - Monday 8 February 2010 2:12

get over it.

By tb15 | 0

#832895 - Monday 8 February 2010 2:25

BoostaRoosta | 0

#833540 - Monday 8 February 2010 5:16

^this guy = win

tb15 | 0

#839924 - Wednesday 10 February 2010 4:09

thank you

By meaganliz | 0

#832918 - Monday 8 February 2010 2:33

How old are you, OP? Twelve?

Get over it.

By AngryNinja | 1

#833000 - Monday 8 February 2010 2:58

hm. I am a person. I came out of my mother. my dad made me.

STORY OF EVERYONE'S LIFE. or they wouldn't HAVE life. just forget it and have fun. that's what they did!

By JeNGaL9 | 0

#833047 - Monday 8 February 2010 3:13

it's not like they had sex on a ride...suck it up....quit your complaining - some ppl will NeveR see Disneyland!!

noobienick | 19

#5757416 - Sunday 17 November 2013 7:50

You don't know that.

By amihearts | 0

#833058 - Monday 8 February 2010 3:16

um why would think if that? I don't get that. I mean I would just forget about it