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By  KaySL

Nah man, she dumped you after she walked in on you giving that permanent marker an intense, homoerotic blowjob. You fucking sicken me, son.

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71,74 because she's got good genes?? that's like asking why are gorillas hairy? they just are and always will be. :) lol I wasn't comparing you to a gorilla #1 I was giving an example ^_^

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90 your almost 19?! no you dont look like it though you may in person, but as for your picture no. do I look 15? some say I don't some day I do

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Haha I turned 15 today. Thank you. :] Appreciate it. But seriously you're one of the prettiest girls I've spotted on FML.

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Aww thanks. :]] It was pretty good. Thank you. Lmao how did we turn an FML about penis puppets into birthday wishes? Haha.

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Hahaha, if they do they're most likely on VHS, so you're good. ;) But yeah, parents do know how to embarrass their kids.

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God's name has two manifestations in Hebrew: Elohim and Yhwh. in Arabic, the Elohim is Allah, and there is no Yhwh equivalent.

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hahahaha I read your story. I agree with this statement, much more embarrassing. xD but hey, if I was that girl, I would be cracking up at my boyfriend!

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