Today, my parents punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap for cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word "hell". FML
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SwordSlasher
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Fail parents -_-
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drimpossible
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Try "Heck!" or if really moved "Fiddlesticks!"
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SwordSlasher
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Fail parents -_-
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slackbheep
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To say nothing of the 19 year old who was too much of a pansy to protest to having his mouth washed out with soap.
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xNephilim
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That's what I thought. Heck, even back when I was 12 I would've refused. Probably as a small kid, too.
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caitlin21holly
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kelovath
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Damn man, I know exactly what you mean :/ I'm 14, and my parents literally made me drink 1 tsp of tobacco sauce, 1 tblsp of vinegar, wash out my mouth with soap, and got grounded for a week, all for saying the word "crap". it's fucking ridiculous. especially since both of my parents swear all the time.
literally, one time my dad yelled at me: "I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY GODDAMN SWEARING IN MY HOUSE! DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND?!"
...fucking hypocrites.
literally, one time my dad yelled at me: "I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY GODDAMN SWEARING IN MY HOUSE! DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND?!"
...fucking hypocrites.
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kelovath
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Damn man, I know exactly what you mean :/ I'm 14, and my parents literally made me drink 1 tsp of tobacco sauce, 1 tblsp of vinegar, wash out my mouth with soap, and got grounded for a week, all for saying the word "crap". it's fucking ridiculous. especially since both of my parents swear all the time.
literally, one time my dad yelled at me: "I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY GODDAMN SWEARING IN MY HOUSE! DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND?!"
...fucking hypocrites.
literally, one time my dad yelled at me: "I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY GODDAMN SWEARING IN MY HOUSE! DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND?!"
...fucking hypocrites.
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ethenkray
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Your legally an adult tell them to fuck off... oh wait, nevermind.
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TRAX_fml
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And you didnt reject?
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omgcookeys
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if youre already 18 then your parents can't make you do that.
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drimpossible
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Try "Heck!" or if really moved "Fiddlesticks!"
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Kyle1dc
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Golly gee wilickers, that's a pretty good gosh darn idea! I'd be pretty steamed if my parents punished me for using bad flipping words...
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F_My_Wife
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move out.
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Person_Man
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Tell your parents to f*ck off!!! You should have resisted this if you're 19!
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soul_fml
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/signed
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gangstabby01
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thats something for like 5 yr. olds..
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usaywhat
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what are you amish, tell your mom your just try to expand your biblical vocab
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NzaHaFML
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lol that's hilarious usaywhat. x)
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drimpossible
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Or next time say "Unclefucker." you are going to get your mouth washed out anyway, it may as be for something actually offensive.
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ImaBmyLonurTees
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Or at least, donkey-raping, shit-eater. I guess that's what u get for still living at home.
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alyssadapsycho
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mother fuckin ass eatin fuck face shit
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averageirishman
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or fiddlesticks
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JaCkD22
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or assfuckin pussy licking cocksuckin cuntass
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Misanthropist
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Time to move out, get a tattoo and a mohawk. Your parents are nuts. (For added fun, tell them you're an active member of an atheist group and/or gay! Guarenteed for laughs.)
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metal8214
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I'd tell them I started new 'peoples temple' group and give them a free glass if coolaid... lmfao
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noahvs67
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or maybe if he's white, pretend to be a national socialist or kkk
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dg72592_fml
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lol if my parents ever did this i'd be like "HELLLLL NAW". then find a friend to move in with or a friendly local park bench.
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keso1
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LMAO I LOVE U! hahahahahahaha
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IGuessIDeservedI
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wow