Intimacy: Today, my parents found several drawings of a dinosaur girl in...

By Anonymous - 29/11/2010 14:03 - United States

Today, my parents found several drawings of a dinosaur girl in various bondage equipment posing seductively in my purse. The drawings weren't mine, nor do I have any idea where they came from, but my parents now think I'm a freak. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 00:02 - United States

Today, my mom went snooping through my art bin to "clean out my old drawings". She found numerous nude pieces and accused me of selling porn. My mom mistook and threw out 57 anatomy practice sketches that I worked very very hard on, and ripped up the remainder of my drawings. FML

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By RubyRed213 - 30/05/2018 05:00

Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML

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By mster233 - 09/10/2010 03:29 - United States

Today, I found out that my parents like rough sex. I found the whip and handcuffs. FML

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By OhGreat - 30/04/2011 20:30 - United States

Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML

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That bastard!

By omgwtfsam - 27/07/2009 00:53 - United States

Today, my dad somehow found some pictures of my boyfriend having sex with some girl and went on a rampage about how pissed he was that he was cheating on me. I had to explain to my parents that I was the girl in the pictures. FML

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Creepypasta time

By Anonymous - 12/09/2023 20:00

Today some young teenager nervously approached me, saying he’d done a drawing of me, and that I could have it if I wanted, then he ran off blushing. I thought it was cute until I saw the picture. It was me and him in extraordinary detail, having anal sex, with a dildo up my vagina. FML

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By kte - 30/12/2009 10:36 - United States

Today, I found out that my parents bought a stripper pole, my mom even hired a stripper to teach her some "moves." I'm scared to go in their room now. FML

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By nomoreart - 09/02/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, I was working on my art portfolio. I had drawn a self-portrait. When I was satisfied, I wanted to show my parents. They thought it was a drawing of a bear. FML

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Expensive hobby

By Anonymous - 12/06/2023 06:00

Today, my mom found my anime drawings and tore them up because she “didn’t raise some filthy porn artist.” I admit the pictures were kind of porny, but I’m an artist and those images were done to my customer's very specific description. My mom just cost me weeks of detailed drawing and £2000. FML

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By familyofpsychos - 26/10/2012 04:38 - United States - Elkhorn

Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML

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THEMTCHELL 0

Monday 29 November 2010 19:16

so u don't like my drawings.....

FYLDeep 25

Monday 29 November 2010 19:04

They didn't find your bondage gear though, right?

Comments

Celesta 11

Monday 29 November 2010 19:45

Why were your parents going through your purse in the first place?

TeenieAmerica 9

Monday 29 November 2010 22:37

I'd be less concerned about the parents and more concerned about who the hell put those drawings in there...

Wolfhowl85 3

Monday 29 November 2010 20:00

Admit it... you like furry ****.

macskapingvin 0

Monday 29 November 2010 22:32

more like scaly

DevinskiLopez 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 15:54

#30 is correct

chorzo 0

Monday 29 November 2010 20:05

Oh , I was wondering where i had put them. ship them back I'll pay the fedex

bizzarmind 0

Monday 29 November 2010 20:11

I am a writer, and if you don't want them, I do. It will make for an interesting story! My email is [email protected]

boopityboppity 11

Monday 29 November 2010 20:20

You need to possess them to write about them?

tristangage 0

Monday 29 November 2010 22:39

'Writer' clearly means 'man with less than ordinary fetishes' here. 'Interesting story' clearly means 'freaky s&m fantasy'. E-mail is clearly an e-mail.

davek 36

Monday 29 November 2010 20:15

If I told you where they probably came from, I'd be breaking rules 1 & 2.

HomeAl0ne 20

Monday 29 November 2010 20:20

They are concept drawings for a new line of plastic Dino-gurl (TM) toys. The one where she's posing with someone about to hit her with a paddle is a Spankmasaurus. And the one with a large butt plug is a Megasaurus.

brixcheese 0

Monday 29 November 2010 20:32

mega-sore-ass :)

InCrediFuqAmaZin 0

Monday 29 November 2010 21:21

that's hot rawr >:]

DVecc 0

Monday 29 November 2010 21:48

looks like /?/ (rule 1) has struck you with furry ****

jakegryan 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 8:11

bamb and repoast /b/astards also rule 34

Dynoblaze 1

Monday 29 November 2010 21:56

sounds dinomite post it on 4 chan

Zebidee 8

Monday 29 November 2010 21:58

Considering you weren't paying attention to your purse long enough for someone to put them there, and again for your parents to go rummaging through it, maybe you should concentrate on looking after your stuff better?