Today, my parents fought over who gets the dog when they divorce. Nothing has been said about where my brother and I will live when they split. FML
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marinus_fml
| 19
The dog can't chose, so they have to decide. When they actually divorce they'll probably just let you chose.
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BruisedGiraffe
| 15
the thing is, when the dog licks their face, it's cute but when you try to do it just gets awkward
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MushyLuvsU
| 0
Your parents are meanie-heads! D:
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marinus_fml
| 19
Honestly,seriously? "meanie-heads"?
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tulsafml
| 0
Meanie-heads: noun. heads that are in condition, meanie
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supersaiyan7
| 0
fuck you #1 you're so damn ugly!
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tulsafml
| 0
hey! you bitch if anybody is ugly it's you with your spiky ass hair and giant scar!
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
Y'all don't be such meanie-heads!
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supersaiyan7
| 0
19, you're a faggot, you try to be funny with you retarded dog picture and defending butt- ugly women.
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MushyLuvsU
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17: Haha... you got annoying spunk... I like you.
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tulsafml
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I'll bite ya face off 17
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supersaiyan7
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I'll rip off you're little doggy testicles and then you'll be walking around with you're tail between you're legs like the little bitch you are!!!
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
17, just because you prefer women with a beard and penis doesn't make #1 any less pretty.(:
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sassypants93
| 17
How do you know it's not a bitch already?
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supersaiyan7
| 0
well 33, I've seen you're mother and trust me, there's nothing attractive about she-males.
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TayonaC
| 10
well dang 0_o
even if you don't think she's pretty it doesn't mean you gave to announce it to everyone.
and the reason why your saying that I'd probably because you yourself is ugly
that's probably why you have a cartoon picture up.
also grow up, if your talking like that you shouldn't have up a picture a 10 year old would have...
even if you don't think she's pretty it doesn't mean you gave to announce it to everyone.
and the reason why your saying that I'd probably because you yourself is ugly
that's probably why you have a cartoon picture up.
also grow up, if your talking like that you shouldn't have up a picture a 10 year old would have...
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MushyLuvsU
| 0
33: Why thank you kind sir.
31: Now now... We all know that that has been your fantasy since you have hit puberty.... yesterday. Just don't share it with us. Nasty.
31: Now now... We all know that that has been your fantasy since you have hit puberty.... yesterday. Just don't share it with us. Nasty.
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tulsafml
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haha ^ true that
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supersaiyan7
| 0
sorry 38, I don't remember asking for you're opinion. learn some goddamn manners.
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sassypants93
| 17
Well the seven could stand for his ideal age which would explain why he has that picture. He probably still thinks that girls have cooties because he's stupid to call you ugly.
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marinus_fml
| 19
#43, No one fucking cares, #1 just shut up you poo-poo brain.
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sassypants93
| 17
41, She never asked for your opinion in the first place, hypocrite.
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supersaiyan7
| 0
maybe some people don't understand the virtues of a lucky number, but one thing is certain: you should fuck off Satan worshipper.
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MushyLuvsU
| 0
41: Apology accepted.
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TayonaC
| 10
lol ya I noticed to seven after I sent my comment
why are you even here? can you even do your time tabels or count yet?
why are you even here? can you even do your time tabels or count yet?
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supersaiyan7
| 0
thank you for accepting my apology, would you like to play words with friends with me? my username is Sergie7.
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TayonaC
| 10
either way you are an idiot for having up that picture.
at least have one up of you too. then it would be fair
at least have one up of you too. then it would be fair
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tulsafml
| 0
mushy... you are super duper nice:)
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Justforlolz
| 14
All that's happening right now is that all this hate towards him/it is just feeding him. Ignore the fail troll, unless what he really needs is to be humiliated, in which case, go on. >:-D
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supersaiyan7
| 0
57, you should become a psychologist, you're real smart!!!
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
Butttt i like feeding trolls! :O its like feeding a baby or a little animall.(: fun fun!
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MushyLuvsU
| 0
55: Thanks! You too. ^.^
59: Um.... What's Words..? And no thank you. Haha random....
59: Um.... What's Words..? And no thank you. Haha random....
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boredSOLDIER
| 33
meanie heads and poo poo brains up in here lol
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MushyLuvsU
| 0
Yeah! We are bad-butts.
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mendozaale
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did you people just had a fight here? well this kinda random.... :)
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Wow people, just wow XD
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lexeous
| 4
Supersaiyan7, here are some tips that might help your stupid levels go down!
You're - contraction of 'you are.' ex. "Supersaiyan7, you're stupid!"
Your - belonging to the person you're speaking to ex. "Supersaiyan7, you happened to let your stupid out. Please put it back where it belongs."
You're - contraction of 'you are.' ex. "Supersaiyan7, you're stupid!"
Your - belonging to the person you're speaking to ex. "Supersaiyan7, you happened to let your stupid out. Please put it back where it belongs."
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MushyLuvsU
| 0
What happened to all of the comments...?
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kingtz
| 6
#84 they need to sticky this on the first page!
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JennaMason
| 6
mhmmm. not necessarily. not all humans are selfish.
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irish_unity
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In the dog's kennel when it goes?
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seanders
| 10
Do you blame the parents for fighting over the dog first? it's cheaper to feed, and is actually grateful for what you give it!
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seanders
| 10
Because humans are the most disgusting and selfish animals on the planet. And for such an advanced creature some people are very damn stupid.
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irish_unity
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#109 - humans could change how selfish they are - they just choose not to. One of our many, many flaws.
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justalilrandom2
| 4
Maybe this is the first time ever parents have divorced and it actually is the child's fault?
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Codezlol
| 21
Well, maybe they don't want to fight about that when the kids are present. It is pretty childish to actually argue in front of kids, but them arguing about child custody in FRONT of them would be way worse.
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AshleySezRawrz
| 0
why did anybody like ' You totally deserved it'
:/ how .. wtf
:/ how .. wtf
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birdfreak
| 24
parents r stoopid sumtimes
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maa_rico
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Well you know what they say: stoopid parents, stoopid kids.
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xXSillyLoveXx
| 0
'Stoopid' comments, too.
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supersaiyan7
| 0
3 is absolutely right!!!
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littlejord007
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shut your mouth supersaiyan
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mazzera_fml
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69 was just saiyan
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skikid
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kids get to choose which parent they want to stay with or its joind custody. so theres nothing to argue about!
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Herp
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i c wut u did thar.
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ADL8
| 0
stupid*
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TayonaC
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well with digs you don't have to pay as much for them, they're quiet, and they're cute.
everything you guys aren't .
everything you guys aren't .
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TayonaC
| 10
I mean dogs not digs
stupid autocorrect
stupid autocorrect
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x_HELLo_tHERE_x
| 0
At least you didn't say "dags".
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TayonaC
| 10
why? is it bad?
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anonymous595
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omg!! im so sorry:-(
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ryan171717
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why r u sorry u don't even fuckin know this person
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irish_unity
| 0
Empathy : they ability to put yourself in someone else's shoes and understand how they are feeling.
Try it, it'll make you a better person :)
Try it, it'll make you a better person :)
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irish_unity
| 0
*the
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danielle25
| 15
ouch.
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BruisedGiraffe
| 15
the thing is, when the dog licks their face, it's cute but when you try to do it just gets awkward
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Dennisse_47
| 17
hahaha!! yeah, damn those double standards! XD
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tulsafml
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you're a giraffe.
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marinus_fml
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The dog can't chose, so they have to decide. When they actually divorce they'll probably just let you chose.
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BloodyHeel
| 8
*choose
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marinus_fml
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^Thanks. My bad.
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fluffyzoe64
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That, or it's easier to assume joint custody of children than joint custody of a dog.
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Dempsey_xoxo
| 7
Or they already decided what to do with the kids
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AnnaBananaGal
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Damn ! off to the dog cage for you . YLS!
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tulsafml
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youre a bunny
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firecapez
| 4
^You're a dog. :P
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imausiehowboutyo
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oh man that sucks when my parents split I had no choice I had to go with my mum but it was good cause a year later my dad stopped seeing me and got re married and had a family and I have no idea where he lives and can not get in contact with him but I don't care he is an arsehole I hope he is proud
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jweezy89
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Uh cool story bro....