By Anonymous - 05/12/2011 05:23 - United States

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Today, my parents bought purity rings for my twin brother and me for our birthday, and had them blessed by our priest. Neither of us are virgins. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 075
You deserved it 12 402

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OP's parents probably think they are little angels.

aaaaand how old are you?? haha jokes thats sooo awkward :/

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aaaaand how old are you?? haha jokes thats sooo awkward :/

Notice op knew twin wasn't virgin either. Group sex?

did you loose your virginity to him maybe? incest maybe?(:

Priest lost before he even blessed the rings. He needs a new profession.

Just get them sized and use them as cock rings

^^ imagine their mother finding those kind of rings... ;)

12 — Twins tell each other EVERYTHING.

I also want to know how old they are, and if they got any other presents besides those stupid rings. If your only present was a ring that doesn't do shit, that sucks.

Oddly enough, the priest took both of their virginities.

It's because you haven't turned it on yet...Jk but that must be pretty awkward when you tell them

OP's parents probably think they are little angels.

Yup, but really they're sinners just like everyone else(:

Sounds like your parents have unrealistic expectations... FYLs.

but what if they're, like, 13 years old? It's arguably a young age to lose your virginity but when I was that age a lot of my classmates had already lost it. OP's parents were probably thinking traditionally, but kids these days are getting sluttier and sluttier.

I think at thirteen a lot of kids had SAID they lost their virginity, but I believe a lot of it was probably a lie and a lot of it probably only had to do with this weird notion young kids seem to have that losing your virginity is a race. Everyone should wait to have sex until they're truly comfortable, and I really hope that average age of comfortability hasn't become 13. That's just sad..

I remember when I was in 4th grade one of the "big kids" asked me if I was still a virgin +_+ I didn't even know what that meant. She was in the 6th grade :/ my friend lost it when she was like 12 though. He was like 15 too. She still keeps in touch with him so they can get high and fuck and pick out furniture and stuff, but she dates other dudes for their money and sucks a LOTTTTTTT of dick. Like We'd be trick or treating and she'd tell me to go turn the corner cause she was gonna give some dude a bj. In the middle of the friggin sidewalk. Yeah. When all the guys in school know your name and all the chicks hate you, you're probably a slut.

#26 Ha?! wth?

What's her number?

Out of my whole grad class I think there were like 2 guys who had lost their virginity by grade 10 so I don't think that average would be 13 haha, I'd say more around 15-17

'Um, dad? Surprise..'

Is OP a guy or a girl? If OP is a girl, I hope the stories of why neither are virgins aren't related...

Family activity? O.O

how do you know the priest wasn't a virgin I mean, weird.

Can you read?

7- how can you seriously be that bloody retarded? ... Did you even read before commenting? Op was talking about the twin, not the priest fool!

Good lord, calm down you two. He was joking. Sheesh. Nobody can make a joke around here without someone else jumping down their throat and calling them illiterate. It's ridiculous.

I like to kick up a stink on the internet. Makes my day go quicker....

42 - So you like being an asshole, just to be an asshole. Why don't you go do something fun like.... sky diving without a parachute. Yeah! That's REALLY fun!

53 - 42 was just trying to save face.

This thread amuses me....

How old are y'all?

LOL wait till they find out

So much for that holy blessing. I guess those don't work retroactively.

I don't know how you define "work" in regards to a purity ring but a friend of mine did this some years ago. She was far from a virgin but she said the blessing redeemed her and she would be chaste from then on until she met her true love. So her purity was retroactive, if you believe in purity.

My one sister wasn't a virgin and decided to become a "born again" one. She waited until her wedding day to have sex with her husband. But it was a decision she made for herself. My other sister and her husband were both virgins. Again her/their decision. I just feel it's a bit odd for parents to claim the rights to their children's purity. Though understand their hopes they raised them strong in their beliefs.(: