By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 07:36 - Reserved
  Today, my parents asked me if I had a nice time with my girlfriend at the amusement park I took her to yesterday. She was pretty freaked out by some of the rides so without thinking I said, "Yeah, but she sure is a screamer." My parents then exchange a look and say, "Oh trust us, we know." FML
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  I_iz_B_a_troll  |  23

My love is like lightning…
It gives girls orgasms.
My dick is like an airplane…
It gives girls orgasms.

I’m the Wayne Gretzky of sexual stuff.
I’m the Hulk Hogan of slamming muff.
I’m the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch.
I’m the Shakespeare of enormous cock.
I’m the Helen Keller of having sex.
No, wait…that’s a bad example.