By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 07:36 - Reserved

Today, my parents asked me if I had a nice time with my girlfriend at the amusement park I took her to yesterday. She was pretty freaked out by some of the rides so without thinking I said, "Yeah, but she sure is a screamer." My parents then exchange a look and say, "Oh trust us, we know." FML
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brit8741 0

All is can say is... Bahahahahahahahah You made my morning (:

Haha, awesome!


Haha, awesome!

Awesome profile pic! :)

Couldn't agree with you more 7. Couldn't agree with you more....

My love is like lightning… It gives girls orgasms. My dick is like an airplane… It gives girls orgasms. I’m the Wayne Gretzky of sexual stuff. I’m the Hulk Hogan of slamming muff. I’m the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch. I’m the Shakespeare of enormous ****. I’m the Helen Keller of having sex. No, wait…that’s a bad example.

DudeImBetter 0

john lajoie

RawrrrImADino 0

@#21 I used to listen to that song all the time last yearXD

joshhk2012 0


hahaha that guys my hero

22- ps3 or xbox?

brit8741 0

All is can say is... Bahahahahahahahah You made my morning (:

ArianS2 0

They most likely heard you guys doing it :s Or They had a threesome with your girl :s

jiggyjiggz 0

ball gag

Lonlyboysh 0

Does she always "vomits" too? Like spitting out trash?

nerdwithagun 0

HAHAHAHA! Maybe next time you guys are gettin at it, make sure your parents aren't in the house....

mintcar 9

Wow, that's a little awkward, eh? It's probably best to have sex in a house without parents.

Sun_Kissed18 25

Awkward, yes. But apparently the parents know that they have sex and don't care about it so I would call that a win

It's always a win if he's getting it in :D

ilovejeland 0

wooowww :))

Hahahah this made my day xD

definitely start using duct tape

MissErikaHart 0

start using a place with more privacy*

Hahahah duct tape indeed, this is win ;P

PushMyButtons 5

silence is golden, duct tape is silver ;)