By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 07:36 - Reserved
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My love is like lightning… It gives girls orgasms. My dick is like an airplane… It gives girls orgasms. I’m the Wayne Gretzky of sexual stuff. I’m the Hulk Hogan of slamming muff. I’m the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch. I’m the Shakespeare of enormous ****. I’m the Helen Keller of having sex. No, wait…that’s a bad example.
Wow, that's a little awkward, eh? It's probably best to have sex in a house without parents.