By O-|---<=~ - 18/10/2013 23:01 - United States - Bellingham

Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
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Now wait until he finds out about your vibrator.

He should really stop and think about whether or not he wants to compare the size of his equipment to a tampon, and claim that the tampon is winning.

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Now wait until he finds out about your vibrator.

But can we talk about OP's username

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I like the way OP's boyfriend thinks... although that's a little domineering and invasive.

...vibrators aren't meant for "entering"

Or that she also uses her fingers.

#82, some are, particularly the ones shaped like a penis. You know every time I see that word on a screen or in print, the first thing that pops into my head is, "The pen is what?"

Lance Goodthrust. Hm.

Dude has some major control issues

Dude sounds controlling and scared his dick is smaller than a tampon... Use a pad and show him what it looks like. he might change his mind.

He should really stop and think about whether or not he wants to compare the size of his equipment to a tampon, and claim that the tampon is winning.

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Reminds me of the FML where OP has an epiphany that her tampon goes deeper into her than her boyfriend does...

you're always right on.

Ask him if he'd rather have you use his dick for a tampon.

And you're complaining that you broke up?

They didn't break up you derpasaurus.

Derpasaurus... I like that. I shall be using that term from now on.

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FML: The birthplace of crazy new insults. :)

fuck yes! it's so risky to use a word like that here.. where everyone picks on each other. you came out on top!

I don't mind being on top, myself, but sometimes I get a little overheated...

That's ridiculous, sorry OP l, some guys are extremely ignorant.

whats sad is one of my ex's did the same thing to me...

Maybe he's just insecure that the tampon is bigger than his..

than his tampon?

PENIS! You can say it. This is not a site for modesty.

Wait, really #63? VAGINA! .... I feel funny now.

Looks like your boyfriend has some serious competition there

Only let him enter you five days a month then

Even for just one year, that's 12 times too much.

Don't forget he has to stay in a few hours. And suck it up.

You're dating a child, OP. I'm not implying that you should break up with him, but should really talk to him about his stupid nonsense.

I don't think any conversation could fix this. This is like one of those Ike turner memes.

You can't fix stupid.

Break up with him, that's ridiculous

That sounds like an awesome idea 11! Break up with your otherwise lovely boyfriend OP, just because he freaked out over a tampon! Couples NEVER ever argue, but if they do, they should split because that's bad news! With your logic 11, no one would be dating, married or whatever the case may be because all couples argue, no need to break up over silly little things such as a tampon.

I don't know, if he's jealous of a tampon, imagine how jealous he could be over other things. These are the early signs of insanity man...

Agreed. What next? No male friends? No going anywhere without his permission? I mean really, if only he's allowed to penetrate her, that means sex toys are off the table, and life isn't worth living without those!