Today, my only motivation to get out of bed was cupcakes in the refrigerator. FML
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Darth_Naru
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Oh that sounds good. What color frosting?
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khaya
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The only reason I got out of bed, was to bury the dead hooker in the bed next to me before the cops showed up.
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Darth_Naru
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Oh that sounds good. What color frosting?
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urdirtyolduncle
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Pie > Muffins > Cupcakes
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CryMoreFMLs
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Cake > Pie.
Because the cake is really not a lie, I have one in my fridge!
Because the cake is really not a lie, I have one in my fridge!
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GeneralGreivous3
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Oh this FML is getting me hungry.
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jessie96xoxo
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In my world, icecream cake > every other dessert. Haha :)
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blackberry90210
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Im guessing you are american, sweaty and fat.
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DoubleEdgedBlade
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Pie > Cake > Muffins > Cupcakes
Pie has a wide variety of flavours INCLUDING BACON.
Cake is either made with fruit, ice cream, or "sponge" base and is limited with what flavours there are.
Muffins has quite a lot of flavours available to them except that they're mostly smaller compared to pies and cakes.
Cupcakes are just miniaturized versions of cakes, which sucks.
Pie has a wide variety of flavours INCLUDING BACON.
Cake is either made with fruit, ice cream, or "sponge" base and is limited with what flavours there are.
Muffins has quite a lot of flavours available to them except that they're mostly smaller compared to pies and cakes.
Cupcakes are just miniaturized versions of cakes, which sucks.
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A7X_LoVeee
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64 - I'm guessing you have horrible teeth.
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bodmonontheblock
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i have raw vegetables for dessert.
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plataapusss
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64 is just jealous they can't have cupcakes for breakfast!
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xo_kat_xo
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64-that wasn't really needed
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LaDeeDaDeeDaLaLi
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CUPCAKES ARE AWESOME!!!
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116 is a troll
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EvilPotato
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hey now, cupcakes rock.
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lolmaster7654321
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oh f**k i pressed thumbs up instead of thumbs DOWN so consider this as two thumbs down
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lolmaster7654321
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to number 116 and 64
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FunnyGuy5051
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the only reason i got out of bed was for bacon and chocolate chip waffles
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intheboot
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lmao! I'm American, and it is Memorial Day, but that made me laugh!
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Why4426
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64 your name is an american phone and American zip code
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The_Weirdo
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Ops...Was that your cupcake?
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TylersMB
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145 - isnt blackberry canadian? lol
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RugbyKid
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^ ya lol
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dre_bro11
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Who gives a fuck? Don't get so offended by what people say; they're usually wrong anyway. If it makes you feel any better, Australia is apparently the fattest country now, and even though I'm from Australia, I don't care.
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abstar89
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the best, apparently.
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sydneyaval
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I agree with 116 and 64
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crazycole20
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first
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sarahBaby13
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no your not.
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sarahBaby13
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fatass
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HyundaiOwner7
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Don't assume... it may be a girl and she may be pregnant... those women have some insane cravings at times. Or I could be wrong...
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BigNik
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or she could just be fat. I'm thinkin fat since she's from America. it's disgusting how overweight Americans are nowadays. what's more disgusting is that women put a cute label on it, eg. bbw, and think it's ok to be 200 pounds overweight.
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CryMoreFMLs
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How amazing of you to stereotype us. Not everybody that that eats like that is fat. I have friends who eat 3x what i do and i weigh 2x their weight
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HyundaiOwner7
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Yeah, good idea... stereotype... Because "Americans are fat", means that someone posting an FML who is from American is fat... dumbass. You are pathetic.
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illmatic2
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Orrrrrr she could just be lazy. Lazy does nit always equal fat.
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BigNik
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or she could be fat.
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CitrusGirl
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Or she could just enjoy cupcakes. The food you eat does not determine your fatness. If you eat a lot of food, but work it off you're not fat. Or if you have a high metabolism.
And people saying all Americans are fat: There is one attribute that every American shares- they're all American. That's the only correct generalization you can make if you want to say that all Americans are one thing. Sure, there are fat Americans, but there are also healthy ones. So quit your foolishness.
And people saying all Americans are fat: There is one attribute that every American shares- they're all American. That's the only correct generalization you can make if you want to say that all Americans are one thing. Sure, there are fat Americans, but there are also healthy ones. So quit your foolishness.
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HyundaiOwner7
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Citrusgirl you are a genius. Thank you.
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A7X_LoVeee
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It's stupid to say all Americans are fat. But then again you are from Texas...
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BigNik
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Actually, with all the illegal immigrants in the US now, I would say most people in America are foreigners. That's a good generalization.
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BigNik
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yup, lots of porkers here in Texas. thank the gods I did the right thing and lost the weight. 100 pounds actually. changed my life, totally for tha better. and I still say the OP is fat.
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rrrmmmvvv
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#58 just STFU !
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BigNik
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or not.
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HyundaiOwner7
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BIGnik... your name suggests that you didn't lose 100 pounds... but anyways, I haven't seen anyone in these comments that agrees with you yet.
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BigNik
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I go by big Nik cause I'm 6 foot 8 jackass.
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bamxitsxandreaa
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alright...BIGnik..you needa shut the fuck up and learn a thing or two..just because some Americans are fat doesn't mean every single person in this country is too! you said you lost 100 pounds? so you're saying you were fat too? how do we know your not like 300 pounds now and you were 400 before?! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP! everyone is going against you..take a god damn hint already!
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PrincessesCrown
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BigNik shut-up your stupid to think all Americans are fat! I'm 4'9 and 76lbs. I don't know anyone who is obese!
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sarahBaby13
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^ if your talking about me.
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CryMoreFMLs
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BigNik, stop trying.
You're digging your own grave deeper and deeper. Just shut up and learn more about a subject before spouting a fountain of stereotypes out.
You're digging your own grave deeper and deeper. Just shut up and learn more about a subject before spouting a fountain of stereotypes out.
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CitrusGirl
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Hey, if it starts off your day on a good note then who cares?
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hellokat1
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Sounds like a good start to me. Especially if it was a chocolate cupcake . Yum!
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GreenMaze
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the only thing that motivates me to wake up every morning is to check if my fml got moderated.
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HyundaiOwner7
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99, I feel like you lead a rather boring life lol
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princessRiRi97
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haha 99 thats why you have 0 out of 8 Fml's posted
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GreenMaze
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yes indeed
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steierr
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boom jiggle jiggle
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missL1z
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That's every reason to wake up for! Cupcakes!
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urdirtyolduncle
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No. That's every reason why you're fat.
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rocketeer_97
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just because this persons eats cupcakes, it makes them fat ? so if you eat, lets say birthday cake or ice cream; youre fat. hmmm.
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ImThePope
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I love how all foreigners think Americans all weigh 500 lbs. News flash, just because we are American and know how to enjoy a good dessert, does not make us as big as a blue whale. There are a lot of irresponsible Americans however, who do not know how to stay in shape. We, Americans, however. Have some of the most physically fit people in the world -_-'
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ravensunnyd
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it's funny cause almost all Americans are descendants from Europeans I mean it was a long time ago but still were still technically from the same places so wouldn't they just be making fun of them selfs????
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urdirtyolduncle
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read my bio, idiots.. im from the same country!
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missL1z
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It's funny but I'm not fat. Enjoy food while you still can.
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RugbyKid
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95 they aren't making fun of American people as much as American lifestyle
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woosah
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..Just the word cupcake makes me want to do great things. I think you're so lucky that you even had cupcakes. Aw man. So lucky..
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igotnolegs
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That reminded me of the french girl in pulp fiction.
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awesomeooo3
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Agreed with the original poster of this comment stream. Breakfast motivates me out of bed in the morning, an I'm actually just underweight. I also like cupcakes. OP could be fat, but we shouldn't assume.
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instnt1nfction
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come out and play with us
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BillyDisselhorst
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We've all had those days. Mine is usually roast beef.
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salvorican
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lol food has always been my motivation
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Eggers
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yeah, honestly I would have said "Cupcakes for breakfast? LML!"
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Dennisse_47
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Exactly! If there's free food involved I'd be so happy and motivated as well. This isn't an FML, I mean cupcakes for breakfast?!? That's a win my friend :)
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it's a cupcake how is this a fml they are awesome
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khaya
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The only reason I got out of bed, was to bury the dead hooker in the bed next to me before the cops showed up.
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Hockeyboy4280
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Sounds like something you did in one of the "Hangovers"
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Ldesu
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I read this imagining Senor Chang's voice haha.
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HyundaiOwner7
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I wish monkeys could Skype...
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MrCush89
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LMFAO
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shadowtrooper
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lol
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ravensunnyd
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first my hat and now the monkey
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curlyfry33
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hehe its funny cuz hes asian
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HannahLouise96
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Om nom nom.
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HannahLouise96
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Why was my comment buried? *cries*
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ig4f
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FAIL
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agSWAAAAG
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acting sad about your already unpopular comment just makes it worse
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barmeywashere
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Is that you ..? Haha reminds me of my bff she is the same type..xD