By Zoey_M - 08/07/2013 23:26 - Saudi Arabia - Riyadh

Today, my older brother told me that the only reason I like cats is because they control minds. I laughed. He was serious. FML
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Cats can't control minds, that's ridiculous. A cat isn't making me type this. Please help.

I can haz cheezburger... You gives it now... I commandz it.

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I can haz cheezburger... You gives it now... I commandz it.

You've had one too many... Cheeseburgers?

It's a website called i can haz cheezeburgers

Cats maul buttcheeks!

You have cat to be kitten me right meow.

Do you want fries with that

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Fuck, I meant cats. Dumb iPhone.

Well yes, they do help us go places. EDIT: Dammit, I was too late.

way to change the comment and mess up again. ;]

How is it I make an edit and get thumbed down?

#12 It's not your iPhone, it's your cat, mind controlling you to go out and buy Shelby, and you'd be wise to listen or you might wake up and have half your butt check missing lol.

Why is the sky blue?

The atmosphere is the mixture of gas molecules and other materials surrounding the earth. It is made mostly of the gases nitrogen (78%), and oxygen (21%). Argon gas and water (in the form of vapor, droplets and ice crystals) are the next most common things. There are also small amounts of other gases, plus many small solid particles, like dust, soot and ashes, pollen, and salt from the oceans. The blue color of the sky is due to Rayleigh scattering. As light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer wavelengths pass straight through. Little of the red, orange and yellow light is affected by the air. However, much of the shorter wavelength light is absorbed by the gas molecules. The absorbed blue light is then radiated in different directions. It gets scattered all around the sky. Whichever direction you look, some of this scattered blue light reaches you. Since you see the blue light from everywhere overhead, the sky looks blue. You're welcome, 26.

#49 you must be great at parties.

they probably do. cats are magnificent and magical. do not deny the power of cats.

Shit, you guys are onto us.

Ancient Egyptians treated cats like Gods, and the cats haven't forgotten.

The only power of cats that I know of is the power to give you parasites, which I don't think is overly magical. Just sayin'

Actually it's been scientifically proven that the crazy cat lady theory is true.

Less magic, more parasites. Toxoplasmosis is spread by cat feces. Having multiple cats increases your likelihood of contracting it. Now if you are a man the long term effect is a decrease in altruism. If you are a woman? Toxoplasmosis infection in the brain increases levels of altruism and makes women docile. Add to that a cats purr is the sawn frequency as a baby crying? Cats are very designed to control women at least. There is a reason for crazy cat women vastly outnumbering cat men.

Or really her brother just dislikes cats.

Cat Power strikes again

I don't like cats for one reason. If you make a cat to the size of a big dog it will eat you, while the dog will just lick you.

They're called lions, panthers, tigers, cheetahs... They already exist...

Yes but I am talking your everyday house cat sipersized

Nah my cat would just lick my face and squash me under her big furry butt.

proof of that.

Didn't you hear? It's true. They discovered Osama bin laden was a cat. 9/11 wouldn't have happened if he didn't brainwash those terrorists.

Seems the cats have more than his tongue.

If cats want something they'll just slice you,no mind control needed.

Or we purr, singing the song of our ancestors, and basically tempt you into giving us what we wanted.

Wait. You didn't already know this obviously true fact about cats?