FML : Today, my new neighbours moved in. I've neither seen nor spoken to them yet; all I know is that they enjoy hammering at the walls for hours on end and...

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Today, my new neighbours moved in. I've neither seen nor spoken to them yet; all I know is that they enjoy hammering at the walls for hours on end and repeatedly setting off the fire alarm. All this in the small hours of the morning. I got two hours of sleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Tuesday 1 May 2012 19:51 / Canada - Oakville

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By llamafish | 25

#4379345 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 0:32

Hey! I love doing that too! Me and your neighbours should have a party! At their place of course, wouldn't want to bother my neighbours.

By Grimmerie | 31

#4379348 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 0:32

You should get them back. Set off the fire alarm at three AM.

By setting their door on fire.

Welcome to the neighbourhood!

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By datoismyname | 22

#4379336 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 0:31

Tell them to bloody shut the hell up then.

eb0ny | 15

#4379408 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 0:38

Or, you know, just politely ask them to keep it down.

n3rdzgotskillz | 29

#4379473 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 0:44

#1 - That would be a wonderful way to introduce yourself, I imagine.

lonkite101 | 14

#4379524 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 0:54

Teens these days.... Don't worry OP, the cops will be here soon!

pulse18 | 2

#4379552 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 0:56

Adults these days, so quick to call the cops over every minor annoyance.

MichellinMan | 20

#4379594 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 1:02

if that was me, there wouldnt be any neighbors.

RaggleFrock | 13

#4379689 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 1:28

Give them a break, they just moved in. I'm sure the noise will settle when they have hammered all the cockroaches to death and the place is homely enough for them.

Jakesterk96 | 8

#4379731 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 1:41

^and when all the fires get put out.

zachherbert | 10

#4379965 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 2:48

41- *fire-breathing cockroaches.

xleanne_aLly | 23

#4380328 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 4:43

Why would they be hammering the walls?

Sinamoi | 18

#4380394 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 5:05

83-Putting up paintings of smoke alarms.

rallets | 22

#4380607 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 6:34

you sure its not the bedpost slamming against the wall?

if you know what i mean

Jonkbaby | 16

#4381637 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 13:49

wait did you say youre neboors get hammered, they bang and its really hot?

ajay96 | 3

#4381726 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 14:16

I smell a meth lab brewing

ttttttyyy | 0

#4382947 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 20:59

They're just having hot and noisy sex! >:^}

hahafylop | 4

#4383237 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 22:40

115-You better 'snuff' it out.

janerose21 | 3

#4385191 - Thursday 3 May 2012 3:39

if u tell them to shut up they will do it more to annoy u bad times !!!

By llamafish | 25

#4379345 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 0:32

Hey! I love doing that too! Me and your neighbours should have a party! At their place of course, wouldn't want to bother my neighbours.

jackassiddy | 8

#4380017 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 3:06

^ I just did.. Made a mess? Grab Kleenex! :D

mgkgambino | 3

#4380117 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 3:33

Dude, that's disgusting..btw, can I borrow some Kleenex? I need to clean up too

By Grimmerie | 31

#4379348 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 0:32

You should get them back. Set off the fire alarm at three AM.

By setting their door on fire.

Welcome to the neighbourhood!

Cad6 | 24

#4379505 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 0:49

Or he could blast a Justin Bieber song.

SkoomaKi | 24

#4379512 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 0:51

Justin Bieber sounds like angels singing compared to "Hot Problems" *shudders*

auzz1_pride | 9

#4379522 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 0:52

24) banging walls, setting off fire alarms early in the morning, who's to say they don't like Justin bieber as well?

NoisyNykkii | 10

#4380508 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 5:58

Cad, I suddenly wish that I didn't read your profile......

Lauren324 | 18

#4382751 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 19:53

OPs neighbours make it sound like they are building a meth lab or cooking it..

By PaigeyTaylor | 2

#4379352 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 0:32

Omg that would annoy the crap out of me

Allahu_Akbar | 1

#4380067 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 3:21

Who woulda thunk it?

By tookie12345 | 7

#4379357 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 0:33

Least you think they are hammering the wall if you know what i mean ;)

ariannaimelda | 7

#4379434 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 0:40

Lol I thought the exact same thing!

_ebbonyy | 11

#4379669 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 1:21

yeah and who is OP to interrupt their sex life? ;)

NYCBOII123 | 7

#4380025 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 3:09

LOL

LupeTabasco | 5

#4380093 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 3:28

That would explain the smoke alarm. Hot n steamy sexy time!

Daiyuki | 5

#4385283 - Thursday 3 May 2012 4:33

Holy shit 40, hot pic

By MiniNyn | 5

#4379361 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 0:34

Pound right back! Oooor be a normal person, go over the next day, and let them know the impact their inconsideration is having. If they're worth anything, they'll stop :)