Today, my new neighbor moved in. Because she was fairly young, I offered to mow her grass whenever it needed cut. Her dad then tried to start a fight with me because he thought it was sexual come-on. FML
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Selphis
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What grass are we talking about?
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Overcast117
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That has to be the weirdest new neighbor offer/introduction that I have ever heard.
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Selphis
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What grass are we talking about?
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sacmaster
| 11
And what is the relation between her age and your offer?
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kthsdm
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I snorted out my coffee that I was drinking when I read your comment.Rofl. And.FML
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priiest
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It sounds like you were....
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Overcast117
| 5
That has to be the weirdest new neighbor offer/introduction that I have ever heard.
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aliishaxo
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and your comment was number 69!
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poopsi
| 19
I don't know.. I personally think it was a sweet gesture that was simply misconstrued. The girls father was much to quick to judge, OP, but thumbs up to you for being a gentleman. And besides that, he didn't say he opened with "let me mow your lawn.". o.o
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annie29
| 19
Well, you were offering to mow her lawn.
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Fluffydemise
| 18
I'd be careful what other neighborly services you offer that could be misconstrued.
Tip: Do not offer to clean her drainpipes ;)
Tip: Do not offer to clean her drainpipes ;)
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TheDrifter
| 23
Offering to trim her hedge might get him in trouble too.
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Joe9024
| 20
I suppose deep cleaning the carpet would be out of the question also?
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skyeyez9
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And making sure her carpet matches the drapes.
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flockz
| 19
does this also mean he can't pitch a tent in her backyard?
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kurodansei
| 16
67 and yet offering interior decoratung tips is perfectly safe
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RedPillSucks
| 31
make sure he doesn't offer to "lay her pipes"
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Codezlol
| 21
This probably means plowing her driveway is off limits then?
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tragicnightmare
| 15
or scrubbing her floors.
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chanta24
| 10
Plunging her toilet? No?
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DDCA
| 24
61: He should also not offer to wax her floors, as not everyone has carpet these days.
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ninjajoehenes48
| 8
Don't ask to see her back door.
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psychopumpkin
| 8
no good deed goes unpunished it seems
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grahmagog
| 14
Guns dont kill people, fathers with daughters kill people
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Cartera
| 10
With guns.
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pmadNess
| 14
48- that's a crime if passion and most if those are done up close with household items... Things that you yourself use daily... I say we outlaw all household items!!!! Hear hear!!
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Ambient25
| 24
So did you like, wink after you said it?
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Dzirino
| 2
Well, that explains her father's reaction.
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Ambient25
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Thank you Dzirino, that is the basis
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bobbington9298
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Did you also offer to trim her bush?
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Han1156
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Dinkeburg.
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gurly98
| 13
#30
*DINKELBURG
You spelled his name wrong. FAIL
*DINKELBURG
You spelled his name wrong. FAIL
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Senseless_487
| 29
Sigh...if you're going to correct someone, make sure you're right, first. It's DINKLEBURG.
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Senseless_487
| 29
Oh man, look at me making myself a hypocrite. Dinkleberg.
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suboy
| 10
So much fail...
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maz95
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Seems you just can't be nice anymore without getting a background check.
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olpally
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If there's grass on the infield, play ball! Lol. Jk. Watch your step op, dad's are very protective of their daughters, this is no different. Haha.