Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite" now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML
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rockr_chick
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its going to be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
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Smyth
| 3
A forearm sized dildo? She set herself up for disappointment with that one.
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RajaRaja
| 0
hah
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GrammerNazi1000
| 8
I suggest HOLY SHIT!!
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lesliexhardcorex
| 0
oh god.
hahahaha
hahahaha
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Granddragon
| 0
haha I know. I'm just hoping he has skinny forearms.
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MarkSeattle
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lol. no kidding. even a super tiny guy forearm would be 10" long and at least 9" circumference towards the elbow.
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hateplow
| 3
classy lady
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swimmerstud
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DeesFMLs
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LOL
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xxroseyxx
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blahhh
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DeeeXoxo
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haha you have a crazy gf
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Doopliss01
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MrConfusion
| 21
Found the 10 year old!
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nibbles101
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loosey goosey :]
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j5p332
| 6
Indeed.
Good luck throwin' your hot dog down her hallway..... or break in the backdoor...
Good luck throwin' your hot dog down her hallway..... or break in the backdoor...
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Colecto_fml
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After what we've heard, I don't think the backdoor would need any breaking in
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swimmerstud
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I ment you not your. haha I wonder how floppy her vagina is?