FML : Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and...

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Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite" now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 27 August 2010 09:15 / United States

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By rockr_chick | 5

#1308705 - Friday 27 August 2010 04:32

its going to be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

By Smyth | 3

#1308733 - Friday 27 August 2010 04:37

A forearm sized dildo? She set herself up for disappointment with that one.

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By RajaRaja | 0

#1308630 - Friday 27 August 2010 04:21

hah

By GrammerNazi1000 | 8

#1308632 - Friday 27 August 2010 04:21

I suggest HOLY SHIT!!

By lesliexhardcorex | 0

#1308634 - Friday 27 August 2010 04:21

oh god. hahahaha

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Granddragon | 0

#1309200 - Friday 27 August 2010 06:45

haha I know. I'm just hoping he has skinny forearms.

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MarkSeattle | 0

#1309809 - Friday 27 August 2010 08:32

lol. no kidding. even a super tiny guy forearm would be 10" long and at least 9" circumference towards the elbow.

By hateplow | 3

#1308636 - Friday 27 August 2010 04:21

classy lady

By swimmerstud | 7

#1308638 - Friday 27 August 2010 04:21

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By DeesFMLs | 0

#1308640 - Friday 27 August 2010 04:21

LOL

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xxroseyxx | 0

#1308652 - Friday 27 August 2010 04:23

blahhh

By DeeeXoxo | 0

#1308642 - Friday 27 August 2010 04:22

haha you have a crazy gf

By Doopliss01 | 0

#1308644 - Friday 27 August 2010 04:22

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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MrConfusion | 21

#6597417 - Thursday 5 May 2016 05:38

Found the 10 year old!

By nibbles101 | 0

#1308648 - Friday 27 August 2010 04:22

loosey goosey :]

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j5p332 | 6

#1308772 - Friday 27 August 2010 04:43

Indeed. Good luck throwin' your hot dog down her hallway..... or break in the backdoor...

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Colecto_fml | 26

#5857046 - Thursday 13 February 2014 04:42

After what we've heard, I don't think the backdoor would need any breaking in

By swimmerstud | 7

#1308660 - Friday 27 August 2010 04:23

I ment you not your. haha I wonder how floppy her vagina is?

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