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This comment is getting pretty old.
Hey at least you got some.
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Show it anywayJust don't do bondage Leia style.
Because it will end in death, have you not seen Star Wars?
y I DoghQo'!!!! Translation - Don't be silly.
y IDogh Qo!!! Translation - Don't be silly.
Kinky is using a feather, perverted is using the whole chicken. Know the limits, play within it.
Well Klingons are known for their rough sex. He must like being rough.
I say this on the moderation list and said yes, and now it got posted. Sweet.
Do you want a round of applause?
Almost as bad as "First!"
Hey, I also get happy when I moderate FMLs and they get posted. I feel that I'm helping by doing a small part to keep this site great.(: Good for you #3 Way too many people like keeping others down when they say positive things.
She's new guys, give her a break.
41 and 43, I always love to see your comments! Love your positivity!
Or... he could teach you some naughty Klingon :P
Learn from the guy in the movie Daddy Daycare.
Step 1: Learn Klingon Step 2: Talk to boyfriend Step 3: ?????? Step 4: Profit
"Profit" would be more of a Ferengi thing.
instructions unclear, leg stuck in garbage disposal
My dick got caught in the ceiling fan
Didn't know you could get something that small stuck in a ceiling fan...
YDI, mIw vIlIj, 'ej wej tlhIngan vISov Translated: YDI, for not knowing Klingon
yeah because everyone knows klingon, that's something they should have talked about before they got intimate
Also, not everybody is INTO Star Trek.
LOOL, I'm not into Star Trek.. Bing translator also translates to Klingon.
MAYBE some people just want a normal relationship, not some bullshit language.
Hes a special guy i tell ya
Guess you'll be learning Klingon instead of Spanish now
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your boyfriend sounds like he has some very odd fetishes...
He's a keeper