Today, my new boss, the CEO's son, finally showed up for work, three days late and right after lunch break. His first order of business was to call a meeting and scream at everyone for not having a diet latte waiting for him on his desk. God help us all. FML
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one_unlucky_guy
| 9
Sounds like the typical movie-like spoiled rich kid.
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skigirl98
| 9
He's obviously a different person before he has his coffee.
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one_unlucky_guy
| 9
Sounds like the typical movie-like spoiled rich kid.
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xlord
| 27
and if movies are anything to learn from.....soon you'll have his job and get the girl.
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EduJav321
| 24
Horrible bosses is a good way to learn how to deal with said individuals... And is funny as hell
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p3mguin
| 7
My boss got a new lambo a couple days ago and the boss's son(who is one of the managers - of course - ) complained about the lambo not being "his" favorite color. Even though it's not his...
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mjoyn98
| 1
F all of your lives..
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Aniki_Sohma
| 20
My advice would be to get him to jump out a window. Remind him of his small penis, tell him how he never got laid in college, and if worst comes to worst, push him out the goddam window.
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Rowdey
| 10
36 - So OP should belittle him repeatedly up until he murders his boss? How could that go wrong?
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bjf10
| 22
Whatever movie this is should turn into a boxing movie.
That or a slapstick buddy comedy.
That or a slapstick buddy comedy.
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GodPart2
| 20
Sounds like it's time for laxatives in his latte :-)
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downtime
| 12
If you ever see anyone bring in a latte for him...go in and drink it yourself. It will make listening to his bitching seem like a sweet reward. Make sure you fuck with him by rearranging all his things, taking and replacing various objects on his desk and suck up so he never suspects you for a second. The moments of self satisfaction would make the job more bearable.
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jt33396
| 2
Oh ya don't say?
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ToxicTyrael
| 26
#70 Sounds like it's time for strychnine in his latte...
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stary1722
| 6
How dare you! Not getting him his diet latte....smh (sarcasm) I wish you lots of luck....
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onlychildFTW
| 33
Poor OP. and there's nothing he can do. This is funny in the movies but surprising and disappointing it happens in real life
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patrickalamo
| 47
Latte with laxative just what he ordered.
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TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
WTF IS A DIET LATTE?!?! I hope he gets slapped by a cyclist just for asking for one of those.
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johobus28
| 26
Nepotism is alive and well, folks.
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cutemonsterx3
| 6
Where in the world do u work at?? I wouldnt take it seriously.
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kimg0885
| 23
Texas
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TzHaar_Joh_Zuhai
| 4
Oh shit
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Hershey903
| 5
Don't mess with Texas
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Dekarian
| 7
47- Okay, I won't litter in Texas.
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myFMLname
| 8
13- its the new soviet Russia
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Somerandomkidz
| 0
Sounds like new York..
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BlindyMcGee
| 2
I wouldn't want to work at a place where that behavior is not punished.
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the_anti_hipster
| 7
It's the CEO's son. OP can't do shit if the CEO won't hear it...either way his life is going to be miserable. Start tuning up that resumé OP!
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laurenlovesjb
| 20
Well, I would work anyplace that gave me a job. Frankly, in this economy, you have to take what you can get if you want to have an income that isn't unemployment.
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skigirl98
| 9
He's obviously a different person before he has his coffee.
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goldfishgod
| 20
Made me laugh out loud. :)
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Sliver1991
| 26
He probably didn't have his coffee for... Three days?
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Darkmagic666
| 9
Your comment made me laugh and as I'm at my parents house they looked at me weird.....this happens a lot to me
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Kiki242
| 19
Spoiled little brat. FYL indeed.
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flockz
| 19
sounds like you need Motherfucker Jones.
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unhappybitch
| 8
And $5,000 in a suitcase..
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sampsonrybak
| 3
Hell yea! :) lol
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kimg0885
| 23
This guy must have not seen to many hidden camera shows. This dude is just asking for someone to piss in his latte!
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TBelle4Ever
| 15
Horrible Bosses anyone?
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awebb21
| 7
Give him a regular latte, see how he reacts when he finds out its not diet.Revenge:)
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skigirl98
| 9
Oh! The horror!
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compasseagle89
| 8
that's your idea of revenge? terrifying.
not to mention that someone who reacts the way this guy does would easily consider this a fireable offense.
not to mention that someone who reacts the way this guy does would easily consider this a fireable offense.
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PhishloverA
| 14
#10, people would get fired then
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fucMyLifeSoHard
| 18
#16 They might get fired, but you can slap a lawsuit on the company. We'll see how the CEO's son's testimony holds up in court. " But Your Honor, It wasn't a diet latte, so I fired him." Let's see how that works out .