By its still broken - 11/06/2015 00:13 - United States - Jacksonville
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Go to the store and buy a few boxes of strawberries and smash them on his front door.
Mow his lawn into the shape of a cock and balls. He won't be able to fix it because he evidently doesn't have a lawn mower.
It says it's still "broken," not that it's inoperable. It might just run very poorly or have a broken aesthetic part. Although you may be right. Broken could mean inoperable too. Still, it would be worth it to get it fixed or get a new lawn mower that much faster for the sake of sweet, sweet, revenge.