Intimacy: Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted...

By Enko - 09/11/2008 07:43 - France

Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on she starts telling me that I should be careful and use the right protection when having sex. Suddenly she stops and says « Actually I don’t know why I’m telling you this, after all you don’t have a boyfriend! » and walks away. FML

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xMooMoox 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:05

Now is the time were you sneak a guy into the house and have really loud sex. When she catches you say "I thought you wanted me to get some!" And walk away.

Pearson_fml 0

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Saturday 25 April 2009 10:20

you should have said somethin along the lines of "you don't have to have a boyfriend to have sex y'know"

pinkfrenchrose 5

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Saturday 14 March 2009 4:08

Ouch.

guitarheaven789 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 8:07

damn ur mom is shitty crap. I'd never want a terrible fucked up mother like that! she fucking needs a cock up HER cock

1personinthiswor 0

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Wednesday 29 September 2010 5:54

I don't understand how this is an FML. Did you want her to think you were having sex with people you weren't dating? She gave you an out of the "talk", you should thank your lucky stars, fool!

CameronJak 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 21:48

It would hilarious if the next day you said mom I'm pregnant... oh and I have aids :)

plborman 1

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Friday 29 July 2011 0:31

why is she a horrible person, she's just telling the truth. the burden is on you to get a boy friend.

CaroAurelia 12

Friday 20 March 2015 20:22

True, but as a chronically single woman, I wouldn't be too happy if someone reminded me that I'm single and not getting laid. Especially not my mum (although I try to avoid talking about sex with her in the first place because ew).

xMooMoox 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:05

Now is the time were you sneak a guy into the house and have really loud sex. When she catches you say "I thought you wanted me to get some!" And walk away.

Boomi 38

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Wednesday 14 September 2016 16:54

Pfffft! Sounds like something my brother would do.

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

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Thursday 2 April 2009 21:30

I would immediately make sure that a war would ensue. Screw that; I'd be irritated as hell. >_>;;

Kdc__ 0

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Saturday 11 April 2009 7:13

Hah i feel sorry for you. This sounds like the total opposite of something my mom would do. in fact, she's been encouraging me to get serious with a guy i've only been on one date with.