FML : Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump...

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Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She just cut my sister's hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By hairdresser - / Sunday 18 October 2009 15:27 / Thailand

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By crazzle | 0

#625943 - Sunday 18 October 2009 08:48

I think a fake pregnancy would be an adequate comeback.

By FerrariCake | 2

#625937 - Sunday 18 October 2009 08:47

Cut your mom's hair off when she's asleep. That'll give her something to yell at you for. Then you can laugh and tell her you were just joking.

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By Orchid_fml | 2

#625920 - Sunday 18 October 2009 08:43

hahah woow , that's bruuutal .

Ajjas013 | 6

#626190 - Sunday 18 October 2009 10:41

You only got 3 mins to save the world. Hurry.

Orchid_fml | 2

#626709 - Monday 19 October 2009 03:34

what are you talking about ?

Lahir | 0

#1006566 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 06:57

lmaoo how is that brutal I would be laughing so hard when my mom told me that she was kidding. get a sense of humor op

ZleveL | 0

#1016108 - Wednesday 2 June 2010 07:43

ajjas?

luvppl | 6

#2713939 - Sunday 19 June 2011 06:54

no, because first they're sour, then they're sweet. :)

laylay33 | 6

#5331279 - Saturday 19 January 2013 09:03

Lmao . I ' m so cool I put spaces between my periods and apostrophes .

By Nobody_Luvz_Me | 0

#625926 - Sunday 18 October 2009 08:45

wow thtz messed up...ur mom is lyke a real bettcch

sexxxtacy | 0

#626042 - Sunday 18 October 2009 09:26

how is that messed up. if this happened to me i'd laugh

drano | 0

#626140 - Sunday 18 October 2009 10:17

If this happened to me, I'd karate chop my mom in the throat

dudeitsdanny | 9

#626793 - Monday 19 October 2009 04:29

Karatechop? No. No karatechop. Grab the scissors and jab them into her throat. =D I'm a little demented today.

Poepiepiesie | 3

#1424371 - Sunday 19 September 2010 12:58

You haven't met the grammar nazi yet.

extreemguy19 | 7

#2575848 - Saturday 28 May 2011 12:49

^you beat me to it. I was going to say that what's messed up is your grammar and spelling.

x_Suki_x | 2

#3348366 - Monday 26 September 2011 07:33

#2- *that's *your *like *bitch

MehrunesDagon456 | 20

#6071906 - Tuesday 23 September 2014 03:54

*Wow *that's messed up. Your mom is a real b*tch. (Sorry for that but the lack of grammar is killing me)

By FerrariCake | 2

#625937 - Sunday 18 October 2009 08:47

Cut your mom's hair off when she's asleep. That'll give her something to yell at you for. Then you can laugh and tell her you were just joking.

fawfulster | 11

#626682 - Monday 19 October 2009 03:20

WIN!

SaraLovesMyChem | 0

#1186408 - Wednesday 4 August 2010 08:36

YES. XD

mvanmourik | 0

#2297209 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 05:50

love the pic!!!

1x1y | 12

#4269711 - Saturday 7 April 2012 05:04

Geez...it was just a joke.

By crazzle | 0

#625943 - Sunday 18 October 2009 08:48

I think a fake pregnancy would be an adequate comeback.

allysonnn | 0

#625965 - Sunday 18 October 2009 08:55

definetly! :P

the_stereotype | 0

#626569 - Monday 19 October 2009 02:14

ftw

By kickrocksz | 0

#625948 - Sunday 18 October 2009 08:50

LMAO! your mom's funny.

By bananamanama | 0

#625951 - Sunday 18 October 2009 08:50

That's pretty bitchy. Cut off her hair, see how she likes that.

By SookMauNoots | 0

#625954 - Sunday 18 October 2009 08:51

i wudnt be apoligizing

By xdyingxwishx | 0

#625956 - Sunday 18 October 2009 08:52

Haha damn, that's so mean. Your mom is a bitch.

By Turnip_Girl | 0

#625957 - Sunday 18 October 2009 08:52

Your mother sounds pretty awesome to me...

By 22jrdn55 | 15

#625964 - Sunday 18 October 2009 08:55

hahahahh ur mom is awesome best prank ever!

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