By broken - 02/09/2009 09:45 - Australia

Today, my mum hit me with her car as she was backing out of the drive way, hurting my leg and crushing my bike. For the third time this year. FML
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kendalle_fml 0

umm MOVE? why are you standing behind a car when it is backing out over and over?

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timtam24 0
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your mum can't drive and you have the reflexes of a rock

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kendalle_fml 0

umm MOVE? why are you standing behind a car when it is backing out over and over?

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hkguy 0
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Agree. Hit me once: shame on you. Hit me twice: shame on me. YDI

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Sun_Kissed18 25

So who has the shame when its "Hit me 3 times"?

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Pmm368 5
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For 3 times it would be "Shame on me I can't pay attention"

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lordmoe 0
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Both of them. A) how can you not see someone on or with a bike? B) HOW can you not see a moving car?

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JustSoLost 8
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Well your smart. If she has already hit you twice, why stand behind the car with her in it for the third time? ´*•.¸(*•.¸♥¸.•*´)¸.•*´ ♥«´¨`•°αυ∂яιиα°•´¨`»♥ .¸.•*(¸.•*´♥`*•.¸)`*•.

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Say_hi 0
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I agree, maybe he should learn to STOP RUINING OUT BEHIND CARD WHILE THEY ARE BACKING OUT. And I agree with #99 Maybe it just isn't accidental anymore.

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jskibabe22 4

lol

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jessamy_brit 5

card?? haha(:

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TheChampagneBoi 5

ydi lol but sucks to

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Intoxicunt 5
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kisseshugsdrugs 5
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maybe it wasnt an accident? i guess your mom doesnt really like you all that much..or shouldnt be driving. also OP: three times? really? why do you still hang out near your moms car? hahahaha

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beautious19 8

Starfish don't have brains.

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feminist19 0
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bull fucking shit

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hellotampon 0

yeah don't stand behind her car! ydi

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shibainu519 0

you do realize she has to check for pedestrians right? you would probably run over someone too, dumbass.

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kerrygirl 13
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or just stop walking/leaving your bike behind her car......

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tellithowitis 13
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Were you lying down under it op?

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aback 4
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Quit riding your bike in the fucking driveway? It's obviously not making you any smarter.

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timtam24 0
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your mum can't drive and you have the reflexes of a rock

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Sun_Kissed18 25

^ This!

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MrJentipede 2
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women drivers

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vivified 0
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Absolutely...

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Gy7 0
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You stupid little fuck!!!u shouldn't fuck around on the driveway when someone try to park on it!!!! YDI big time!!!!!

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tWitt3rBuG 0
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Sounds like you trying to implicate her. When someone is reversing, uh, move the hell out!

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the_stereotype 0

third time....you should have known by now not to go behind your mom in the driveway. sorry. but FYL for your mom being a terrible driver

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