By Grossed out - 14/02/2009 21:37 - United States

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Today, my mother was driving me and my friends to a wedding. My friends and I were talking about birth control, and then my mother chimes in, "Yeah, I used to use the sponge, but the spermicide would always burn your dad's penis." FML
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Peavey_fml 0
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Hey, you talk about birth control or anything sex related around the parents, expect the hear some things you didn't want to know from time to time!

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TryToBeKind 0

Actually, that was pretty nice of her to give you a head's up (pun not intended until now).

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Peavey_fml 0
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Hey, you talk about birth control or anything sex related around the parents, expect the hear some things you didn't want to know from time to time!

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forever2life 0
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exactially! if your old enough to use birth control ( most times meaning that you have sex) you SHOULD be old and mature enough to hear input from other people, including your mom. stop being an immature dik head

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BelleBelle_fml 11

Dik head? Really? Who's the immature one here?

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effyoubitch 5

And exactially...

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TryToBeKind 0

Actually, that was pretty nice of her to give you a head's up (pun not intended until now).

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midnyte 0
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Awww, mom. Thanks for sharing. We're bonding!

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Hannah_fml 0
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#3- I'm 19, but it's 100% natural. They probably think it's gross to hear 15 yr olds talking about sex. Lots of people have sex, it's a fact. Deal with it. #7- I agree 100%

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casanova_fml 0
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are you retarded? i plan to completely humiliate my kids...especially in a situation such as that. It's likely to be just as awkward for her to hear about your sex life as you to hear about hers. Suck it up

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North49 0
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If you talk about sex in front of your mom expect her to do the same to you.

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Miss_fml 0

Hahah omg I actually laughed out loud to this.

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SilverBallet 0
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If your mom wanted to make you feel uncomfortable enough to change the subject, I'd say she did a pretty good job...

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fml1467 0
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WHY WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT BIRTH CONTROL WITH YOUR MOM RIGHT THERE????

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systeminitiated 0
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um so your discussing birht control in front of ur mom? okay thats normal :s

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