Today, my mother was driving me and my friends to a wedding....

By Grossed out - 14/2/2009 21:37 - United States

Today, my mother was driving me and my friends to a wedding. My friends and I were talking about birth control, and then my mother chimes in, "Yeah, I used to use the sponge, but the spermicide would always burn your dad's penis." FML

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By Peavey_fml | 0

#2240 - Sunday 15 February 2009 2:29

Hey, you talk about birth control or anything sex related around the parents, expect the hear some things you didn't want to know from time to time!

By TryToBeKind | 0

#2245 - Sunday 15 February 2009 2:54

Actually, that was pretty nice of her to give you a head's up (pun not intended until now).

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By Peavey_fml | 0

#2240 - Sunday 15 February 2009 2:29

Hey, you talk about birth control or anything sex related around the parents, expect the hear some things you didn't want to know from time to time!

forever2life | 0

#2634347 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 2:14

exactially! if your old enough to use birth control ( most times meaning that you have sex) you SHOULD be old and mature enough to hear input from other people, including your mom. stop being an immature dik head

BelleBelle_fml | 11

#3053784 - Sunday 7 August 2011 1:08

Dik head? Really? Who's the immature one here?

effyoubitch | 5

#3534716 - Thursday 3 November 2011 4:10

And exactially...

By TryToBeKind | 0

#2245 - Sunday 15 February 2009 2:54

Actually, that was pretty nice of her to give you a head's up (pun not intended until now).

By midnyte | 0

#2250 - Sunday 15 February 2009 3:27

Awww, mom. Thanks for sharing. We're bonding!

By Hannah_fml | 0

#2273 - Sunday 15 February 2009 5:23

#3- I'm 19, but it's 100% natural. They probably think it's gross to hear 15 yr olds talking about sex. Lots of people have sex, it's a fact. Deal with it.

#7- I agree 100%

By casanova_fml | 0

#2984 - Tuesday 17 February 2009 13:11

are you retarded? i plan to completely humiliate my kids...especially in a situation such as that. It's likely to be just as awkward for her to hear about your sex life as you to hear about hers. Suck it up

By North49 | 0

#10255 - Sunday 1 March 2009 20:33

If you talk about sex in front of your mom expect her to do the same to you.

By Miss_fml | 0

#10766 - Monday 2 March 2009 8:29

Hahah omg I actually laughed out loud to this.

By SilverBallet | 0

#16487 - Thursday 5 March 2009 19:41

If your mom wanted to make you feel uncomfortable enough to change the subject, I'd say she did a pretty good job...

By fml1467 | 0

#156593 - Thursday 30 April 2009 17:06

WHY WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT BIRTH CONTROL WITH YOUR MOM RIGHT THERE????

By systeminitiated | 0

#161581 - Saturday 2 May 2009 6:42

um so your discussing birht control in front of ur mom? okay thats normal :s