By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 21:07 - Belgium

Today, my mother used global warming as an excuse for not remembering my birthday. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 085
You deserved it 2 732

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Global warming is a pretty hot topic these days

Next time she's in the shower, flush a toilet and blame it on global warning


Global warming is a pretty hot topic these days

TorturedXeno 27

Now the question is whether OP's mom is as hot as the topic itself...

Better to have her worried about global warming than spending thousands on 2012 propaganda. But what woman can forget the day she gave birth?! I have Images burned into my head and I wasn't the one popping out a child....

The correct term is climate change. There hasn't been warming in a few years, and they can't find anymore.

This is such an FYL, why are there much more YDIs? Just wondering

#35, Climate Change is called so because it better describes the more intense weather occurring globally in recent years. Also, it appears you are not looking at the larger trend of intense temperature and weather patterns over the last few decades and are simply picking less than a decade as your proof. Remember to read all the data and articles you come across about climate change rather than picking random bits of data which may be out of context just because you want to appear correct. Another danger is listening to climate change articles not written by a scientist that sounds good but doesn't have the data to support it.

Its cool, just forget to wish her happy mothers day, then blame it on the economy.

35: actually the world has been warming since the last ice age, so we call it climate change because we have been speeding it up

You should forget something about her and tell her "ditto"

Use transform?

What's with people hating on Pokemon? Ditto Is awesome

Ditto's a whore XD But that makes my life much easier when I want baby starters.

Well some people DI.

that's really cold

Actually it's hot. (Global warming I mean.)

I think it is at a moderate temperature, not too hot or too cold. Wait....

Your birthday comes once a year, but global warming lasts for a long time.

Happy birthday though many candles do you need?

The warmth melted her memory capacity.

Bad parenting went to a whole new level...

Next time she's in the shower, flush a toilet and blame it on global warning

Does that actually work?

There is absolutely no excuse for a parent to EVER forget a child's birthday...just sayin.

What if they develop dementia?

Yeah 10? Mine was forgotten two years straight. Tell that to my parents.

#20, even if they had dementia, somebody else would have informed the parent. Or if OP knows she has dementia, OP wouldn't be so offended but rather depressed over the parent's deterioration. I'm slightly offended by your comment because my father died of Alzheimer's disease almost a month ago. I spent half my life knowing he was going to die (I was born when he was middle aged). I know you didn't mean that as offensive but please, don't joke about that.