FML : Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church...

Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 12 May 2017 00:00 /

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By pjsr | 30

#7453192 - Friday 12 May 2017 12:36

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but what happens in the church basement - that's boyfriend story material!

By RichardPencil | 22

#7453183 - Friday 12 May 2017 12:21

Two girls, one urinal?

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By RichardPencil | 22

#7453183 - Friday 12 May 2017 12:21

Two girls, one urinal?

deathstroke990 | 22

#7453211 - Friday 12 May 2017 01:41

op is a dude

RichardPencil | 22

#7453216 - Friday 12 May 2017 02:26

The pictograms for male and female are too small and similar to be sure. I wish they just stuck with the circles with the arrows and the pluses.

Glowworm56 | 21

#7453252 - Friday 12 May 2017 05:18

Sometimes the gender gets marked incorrectly and the OP turns out to be the other one.

By pjsr | 30

#7453192 - Friday 12 May 2017 12:36

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but what happens in the church basement - that's boyfriend story material!

By pdelapuente92 | 11

#7453205 - Friday 12 May 2017 01:25

well...tell us more

By Lobby_Bee | 15

#7453281 - Friday 12 May 2017 07:37

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

By GrumpyGrinch | 19

#7453325 - Friday 12 May 2017 08:46

FYL. Feel for you. My mother has this habit to tell people "cute" stories from my childhood. My advice is to cut it in the root or it may grow out of any sensible proportion. My mom and I are not speaking any more and I very surely do not introduce her to any of my friends.