Two girls, one urinal?

op is a dude

The pictograms for male and female are too small and similar to be sure. I wish they just stuck with the circles with the arrows and the pluses.

Sometimes the gender gets marked incorrectly and the OP turns out to be the other one.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but what happens in the church basement - that's boyfriend story material!

well...tell us more

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

FYL. Feel for you. My mother has this habit to tell people "cute" stories from my childhood. My advice is to cut it in the root or it may grow out of any sensible proportion. My mom and I are not speaking any more and I very surely do not introduce her to any of my friends.