Today, my mother told me that I was "made" in the bathroom of the store I work at now. She even pointed out which stall. FML
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dzhonatan
| 14
I guess you could turn it into a positive thing and keep the tradition going... Okay, maybe there is no positive way to look at this.
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hexo21
| 13
Wow. Talk about tmi
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hexo21
| 13
Wow. Talk about tmi
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JMichael
| 25
She forgot the time of day down to the exact hour, minute, and second.
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kylieh72
| 25
This is where the phrase "some things are better left unsaid" came from.
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boxbrandon11
| 20
It was your destiny to work there.
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Marley_000
| 14
I feel you OP. I was named after a musician who's memorial concert I was conceived at. Every time someone makes the connection and asks me about my name... I die a little inside.
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creedfish
| 21
@64 Bob marley?
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grapefruit_hd
| 7
@ #84 was it Bob Marley
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ladyLALAA
| 28
Maybe try not to make it into a tradition!
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dzhonatan
| 14
I guess you could turn it into a positive thing and keep the tradition going... Okay, maybe there is no positive way to look at this.
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Miss_Whipped
| 43
And life comes full circle, once again.
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mcloonybin
| 15
I was coming here to make a "circle of life" comment, but you beat me to it.
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NeatNit
| 32
it's destiny!
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Miss_Whipped
| 43
Let's be honest. You wouldn't want a destiny that began in a bathroom stall.
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MortenM
| 17
Still beats a destiny that ends in a bathroom stall
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cherries62212
| 16
Time to bleach the brain I guess. sorry OP... my mom tells me the same type of disturbing things...:(
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missyfiona89
| 28
soo... Where were you conceived?
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Anonie248
| 10
My mom told me i was conceived during really bad sex... So i feel for ya
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FrankHotpants
| 30
I know some people don't care to know but I think everyone should know where they were conceived, it's pretty much where you're life began.
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missyfiona89
| 28
toilet baby! We've got a toilet baby here!
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SideOfTheAngels
| 23
Nothing wrong with being the product of spontaneity :)
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MidnaLink
| 32
Thing is… there are much better places for spontaneity.
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syki
| 22
If you plan where you want 'spontaneity' to take place, is it really still spontaneous?
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Morning_fml
| 22
They always say, honesty is the best policy!
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Miss_Whipped
| 43
I think 'Employees must wash hands before returning to kitchen' is also a good policy.
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plunkit
| 6
If you can pinpoint the time and place you conceive your child You are not having enough sex.
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RedPillSucks
| 31
having a child can be memorable, especially if the sex (or location) was unusual.
Now, if you're having sex in so many unusual (weird) places that you can't recount them all, that could be a problem too.
Now, if you're having sex in so many unusual (weird) places that you can't recount them all, that could be a problem too.
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FunnnyGirrl
| 19
Classy
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SmittyJA24
| 26
Not.
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Lancer033
| 5
who hasn't hooked up in a restaurant bathroom? nothing wrong with it.