Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage". When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML
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sylvie211
| 6
ha,my moms the same
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mmmPoptarts
| 6
Your mom's just a horrible hypocrite.
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happle
| 21
Hungry hungry hypocrite.
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HairyPunisher
| 27
Cool story bro.
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sigurd
| 11
Ironic statement about road rage.
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GuessWhatKids
| 13
Thanks for pointing that out, I can't read.
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sigurd
| 11
Always nice to help :), jokes away. Sorry for the bad comment.
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80sgurl
| 15
Next time just let her get out her road rage, so you won't get introuble or have to walk.
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VannahJane
| 17
Road rage can make good drivers dangerous drivers.
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lilhellian
| 26
I'd rather walk then be in a car with a road raged driver.. MY chances just seem higher that way..
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Bluekaren16
| 19
#24- Yes, definitely your chances of living.
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420Zombie
| 17
but not your chances of being on time 24
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Zomg_Okay
| 26
Better late than never and it could very well be never if the driver has road rage.
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perdix
| 29
You should have said, "Aw, mum, gimme a brake!"
Even better, learn the difference between "brake" and "break."
Even better, learn the difference between "brake" and "break."
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gc327072
| 29
I hate when people don't no the difference between two words.
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ballpython
| 15
I would have said that "two"
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ballpython
| 15
Their and There, To Too and Two, Your and You're, Weather and Whether, obviously Break and Brake. I could go on but I won't.
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perdix
| 29
#13, you won't, but I will. You forgot they're and yore. Its and it's, discreet and discrete, principal and principle, site, cite and sight.
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snufflelump
| 12
Brake me off a piece of that kit kat bar!
Sorry Perdix, I just couldn't resist finishing your comment for you! you can thank me later.. with a kit kat bar :)
Sorry Perdix, I just couldn't resist finishing your comment for you! you can thank me later.. with a kit kat bar :)
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Pleonasm
| 34
Practice/practise, Affect/effect, Quote/quoatation, alot/ a lot, A while/ Awhile
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andyyroxx
| 20
You fool... you 'defiantly' do not seem to understand Perdix' comment.
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gc327072
| 29
Noor didn't get the pun?! :0 *gasp*
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perdix
| 29
#34, yes, Noor, I'm surprised that you'd make such a rookie mistake. Being serious on FML? That's for n00bs!
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young_weezy_fml
| 3
there is usually need for road rage
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happle
| 21
Like when?
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young_weezy_fml
| 3
like when you cross in the middle of the road
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enbliss
| 10
hey, you gotta set a good example for your kids and she did GREAT!!!!
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Nicole1225
| 14
Anger issues. She should probably see someone about that. You know, find another way to vent than to throw their child out of the car....
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420Zombie
| 17
huuuh? throwing her child out of the car to walk on the side of the road like a deranged hitch hiker ISN'T good parenting?!
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maz95
| 17
Maybe you were safer walking home than being in the car with your mum in that state.
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Lionesse
| 15
OP auto know that Mom's can be crazy drivers.
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iarefatal
| 9
Ahh I see the pun now
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Lionesse
| 15
#19 It's a play on words. Otherwise known as a pun. Auto is a car. Like automobile. . . . . Why did you change your comment all of a sudden.. That grinds my gears.
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iarefatal
| 9
My mistake, I was just looking at perdix's rant on word mix ups. I admit defeat
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Lionesse
| 15
Right on.
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iarefatal
| 9
Changed it out of shame that I was one of those pun oblivious commenters>.<
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5t3ff1k4h
| 44
It brakes me to see someone use the wrong homonym.
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happle
| 21
Homophone*?
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5t3ff1k4h
| 44
Taken. My mistake.
Even better, learn the difference between "brake" and "break."