By Nicks - 03/07/2013 15:10 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my mother-in-lawyer threatened to sue me unless I took my professional wedding photographs off Facebook as she did not like that they made her look fat. She is over 300 pounds. FML
I agree, your life sucks 74 325
You deserved it 4 800

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SilentScreamer 12

She's a huge bitch.

You can use a feature on Facebook that blocks a certain person from viewing a specific picture. Try that maybe?


SilentScreamer 12

She's a huge bitch.

She's so huge that they named a planet after her ass!!!

Love_sosa 10

didnt you know some camera's add about 200 pounds now a days?

Haha literally

RedPillSucks 31

Tell her "It's not the photos that make you look fat, it's your fat ass".

She can't sue for that anyways.

summerguy97 16

Of you rearrange the words in "mother in law", you get "woman hitler", which is what she is.

Woah, this escalated quickly.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Is it wrong that every time I see a "bigger" lady I always think of this line from Duce Bigalow? It always happens.

she should really invest in fakeblock

jw90 18

I agree whole heartedly.

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CharresBarkrey 15

119 - She shouldn't have been in them if she didn't want them seen by anyone. It's OP's wedding photos that they paid for. Pretty sure they have a right to do with them what they want. Or, you know, she could lose some fucking weight if it bothers her that much.

Deuce Bigalow: Look, I think there's been a mistake. Fluisa: Did you say steak? Deuce Bigalow: No mistake. Fluisa: Oh see now you got me all excited.

asnakelovinbabe 16

Agreed. I have a solution... I would remove all of the photos, bring them up in photoshop, and paste a Snorlax overtop of her in every picture. Then simply put them back online.

You guys who are downvoting #103 don't get the joke. Fakeblock is a reference to a fictional software in a T.V show called Arrested Development. Basically Fakeblock allows you to stop people posting pictures of yourself and stuff

she doesn't want pictures of herself BECAUSE she thinks she looks bad in them not because she wants privacy.

Funny how she has the motivation to sue anyone who uploads a photo of her but not the motivation to simply expend more energy than she consumes. Sad.

You can use a feature on Facebook that blocks a certain person from viewing a specific picture. Try that maybe?

Or just crop her out of all of them.

Cropping that kind of mass and volume will take a looong time

But then you would be cropping out half the photo

You'd have no photo left!

evan_7899 28

to crop that you would need a bigger monitor

Could replace her with a cartoon whale. Just a thought

you don't crop wedding photos!!!!

Either that as #2 says, or you can just delete the pictures she is present.

Yup. Block her... ...and then tag her as "fatass" for everyone else to see. ...or even better - use multiple tags to cover her: "fatass part 1", "fatass part 2", etc.

This! Do this.

The camera adds 10 pounds How many cameras were on her?

Enough to make Snooki jealous!!!

How many pounds does it add for this FML to be under intimacy?

Phoebe_Buffay 14

I got the reference if there was one haha. Joey: Some girl ate Monica! Monica: Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds! Chandler: Oh, so how many cameras were actually on you?

Yeah #3 copied Friends

CharresBarkrey 15

Of course Phoebe would get the reference

fieldhockeygal97 18

Take the pictures off and use Photoshop and put them back on?

138 - except, since she's being a bitch about it, OP should Photoshop her to look even bigger.

Oh chill, everyone loves friends.

Maybe she doesn't own a mirror and this is the first time she's seen a picture of herself in 30 years.

shaww 28

Those are some lucky mirrors

evan_7899 28

or maybe the only relfection of herself she has seen is at the carnival in those funky mirrors

perdix 29

Mother-in-lawyer? Sounds like double-trouble -- double-chinned double trouble, at that! A good son-in-law would have paid through the nose to have her Photoshopped down to "chubby."

blackman100 20

Why would a lawyer sue her daughter in law for having pictures on Facebook? Seems a bit unreasonable and not a case a judge would take.

perdix 29

#70, to get her way.

And make some coin at that.

Murilirum 23

Well, it's only natural to hate your mother-in-law, she's making it easy for you.

Corrupt_waffles 13

I see all the FMLs about horrible mother in laws and the whole thing is weird to me. Maybe I got really lucky because my future mother-in-law and I have a really good relationship. It's really unfortunate that mother-in-laws like in this FML are the norm. That being said its probably not a huge task to hate her.

skyyyy01 11

Shes probably one of those people who uploads pictures from highschool. Youre ruining her social media image.

blcksocks 19

Tell her you are going to sue her for taking up most of the space in YOUR wedding pics.

Fatscinating! lol

Hiimhaileypotter 52

#78- They were trying to make a joke.

Yes *trying* but failed

It's her fat making her look fat obviously.