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idk then she might get the same idea i would want no one to hear their inlaws doing the dirty. i dont wanna even imagine the zoo like noises i would hear.

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nah... too much!.... just buy a granade or a small explosive and blow up the house beyond repair :)

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It'd be better to wait until she moves in and then move out the next day. make sure her lease/mortgage is signed ensuring she can't follow you and making a clear point that you don't wanna live near her. passive aggressiveness ftw :).

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Distract Bruno Mars by running at her with a knife, so he jumps in front of the blade. Then throw the fucking grenade and run your ass out of there.

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tell her that you don't want her in your life and hopefully she will reply with a "oh thanks for telling the truth, now here's 12 grand for you spend on what ever you like darling" ......1% risk free?

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OP needs to buy her a dog and make sure it's hyper and loud. Wait 2-3 years and give her time to fall in love with it. Then complain to the landlord about the dig being too loud so she will have to move or get rid of it.

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Bro. I would fuck some of my ex girlfriends moms in a heartbeat. Get out more and you'll realize that the older they are the more they have to teach you.

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Dude even if they have "experience" or things to "teach", who would wanna fuck some old prehistoric hag? Hey, it could be your own opinion to chase older chicks but doesn't the fact 'Having sex with your mother in law' kinda gross you out?

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some of the older women are also not as sexually adventurous.... I //know// there's stuff I'll do that gives my mom nightmares

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Tha fuck is 4chan? I'm sorry I only go on this mother fucker. I've never heard of half the websites you guys talk about.

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