FML : Today, my mother had to take a stool sample because she has been ill for several days. Curious, I eventually had to ask, "how did you intercept the poo...

See the top FMLs

Today, my mother had to take a stool sample because she has been ill for several days. Curious, I eventually had to ask, "how did you intercept the poo before it got submerged in water?". She yelled from the other room, "you know that little plate with the red stripe". I was eating off of it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By imfullthanks - / Saturday 14 March 2009 23:06 / Norway

Health

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By commonsense | 0

#32535 - Sunday 15 March 2009 09:52

so how did the beef taco taste?

By fingersforteeth | 0

#32564 - Sunday 15 March 2009 10:16

did someone order the poo poo platter? ha

Comments

By commonsense | 0

#32533 - Sunday 15 March 2009 09:53

so how did the beef taco taste?

intothecrypt | 3

#3013266 - Monday 1 August 2011 07:14

Probably the same as the first time. Doubling up, I see?

By commonsense | 0

#32535 - Sunday 15 March 2009 09:52

so how did the beef taco taste?

grovyle210 | 3

#974172 - Monday 5 April 2010 02:48

did it taste good? maybe she need a pee sample too... explains the yellow liquid you were drinking

EvilPotato | 14

#4666720 - Monday 9 July 2012 05:38

Sexy.

that_band_nerd | 22

#5587835 - Friday 19 July 2013 03:34

It tasted *puts on sunglasses* crappy.

Startled_Toenail | 21

#6586228 - Friday 22 April 2016 05:03

YYEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH

By kimora_fml | 0

#32543 - Sunday 15 March 2009 10:02

omfg thats gross

intothecrypt | 3

#3013278 - Monday 1 August 2011 07:17

check out op's username.

By GameDragonEXE | 0

#32547 - Sunday 15 March 2009 10:04

lofl

By fingersforteeth | 0

#32564 - Sunday 15 March 2009 10:16

did someone order the poo poo platter? ha

thenormalguy | 0

#878167 - Sunday 21 February 2010 09:22

lmao!!!

palltaru | 0

#2073104 - Saturday 12 February 2011 03:53

I did

By amirn86 | 0

#32590 - Sunday 15 March 2009 10:46

LMAO this sounds like something out of a movie

By Seegtease | 0

#32602 - Sunday 15 March 2009 10:58

She was obviously joking. There's no reason for her to describe the plate in that detail. If she didn't know you were using that plate, and she actually DID use a plate, she'd have just said, "I used a plate."

Cereal_Is_Good | 5

#3685507 - Monday 5 December 2011 05:58

Because you know how every person would act in a given situation, right?

By millycent | 0

#32626 - Sunday 15 March 2009 12:02

oh snap!

chelzy | 0

#1044070 - Saturday 26 June 2010 03:28

Is your mom religious? cuz if so, HOLY SHIT!

By mikeotastico | 0

#32634 - Sunday 15 March 2009 12:15

classic.

By suckmybrain | 0

#32715 - Sunday 15 March 2009 02:18

Who on earth would take a plate to poop in it? Any newspaper or something useless would have done its job better..

writergirl23 | 19

#4192953 - Wednesday 21 March 2012 12:44

Lol newspapers can rip

IndieApathy | 21

#4477505 - Thursday 24 May 2012 09:44

Plastic bag? Plastic disposable tupperware?

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I had to give a 63 year old man a shot. He started bawling before I even brought out the needle. I tried to get him calm down. Then he grabbed the...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Work

Nearly

Today, I paid for my gas inside the store, got right back in the car and drove off. It took 5 miles and my gas light to turn on for me to realize what...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, while waiting for my husband to get home from work, I decided to spontaneously make a cherry pie and homemade whipped cream, wearing nothing but...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

See all the Nearly FMLs

World

Loading data…

Brazil

Today, or actually a couple days ago, I went to get a drink with a boy I like, accidentally got too drunk and remember nothing except that I decided to...

Italy

Today, I got into an accident in my girlfriend's car. While I was in the emergency room, crying from the pain, she reassured me, "don't worry, you can...

See all the World FMLs

Photos

See all FML photos