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By phlyingphuck - 31/08/2009 12:44 - United States

Today, my mother finally pressured me to wear my old helmet while riding my bike. Halfway through my ride, 3 spiders came crawling out of it and onto my face, causing me to lose control of the bike and crash head-first. FML

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By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML

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By Steffi3 - 14/05/2016 16:29 - United States

Today, there was a spider in my car. FML

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By abigiggles - 26/08/2018 22:00

Today, a spider came down from its web in front of my face. This would have been fine and I could have killed it easily if I wasn't in my car. Driving on the highway. I cried. FML

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By spiderlady - 21/09/2015 03:00 - United States

Today, I walked face first into a near-invisible spiderweb. There's nothing worse than the feeling of a spider web wrapped around your face. Except maybe the feeling of the spider that saw my screaming mouth as a good hiding spot. FML

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By ohmy - 17/12/2009 19:09 - Canada

Today, a spider crawled across my glasses' lens. My first reaction was to smack myself in the face. FML

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By broken - 02/09/2009 09:45 - Australia

Today, my mum hit me with her car as she was backing out of the drive way, hurting my leg and crushing my bike. For the third time this year. FML

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By AussieGirl - 21/11/2009 11:40 - Australia

Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML

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By Arachnofail - 08/04/2016 04:16 - France - Goussainville

Today, while driving, a spider crawled onto my gearstick. Not being afraid of them, I casually flicked it off. Onto the person sitting next to me. The person evaluating me for my driving test at the time, who happened to be arachnophobic. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2012 12:39 - Australia

Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML

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By Brandon Butler - 04/03/2011 09:22

Today, I was riding my motorcycle on the highway and wearing all of my gear - boots, gloves, jacket, and full-face helmet. Somehow a bee found the only spot not covered on my body and stung my neck. I'm allergic to bees. FML

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Juliett_fml 0

Monday 31 August 2009 16:03

well at least you were wearing a helmet...

Ligerie 0

Monday 31 August 2009 16:13

Thats my worst fear, spiders popping out of nowhere and me dying as the result.

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Juliett_fml 0

Monday 31 August 2009 16:03

well at least you were wearing a helmet...

ChurchofFagenism 0

Monday 31 August 2009 16:06

I was just about to say that hahah!!!

c3bu 0

Monday 31 August 2009 16:11

lol i was just about to say this

fym_fml 2

Monday 31 August 2009 16:12

Well now's the perfect excuse to buy a new helmet since the old one is used in an accident.

No_Heart 0

Monday 31 August 2009 16:49

Who cares about her, what i want to know is if the spiders are ok.

ninaaftermath 0

Monday 31 August 2009 17:39

I was just about to say this!!

AfroJesus 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 0:26

YDI for having legs.

Getchooahhaa 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 4:33

I laughed at 67

summer66_fml 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 4:55

i was just about to say that too!!

Googoie 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 6:54

Beat me to it...

your_mother 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 22:17

i was gunna saythat

megamandude455 10

Thursday 20 May 2010 7:34

18 WINS!!!

Super_Salo 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 14:10

Hahah! I knew somebody would write this. (^.^)/

amandajlucas2015 2

Thursday 22 March 2012 4:43

Exactly Wut I was gonna say

klimpomppp 9

Wednesday 15 May 2013 8:19

Ermagerd i was just Gunna say tht!

ezdosremember 0

Monday 31 August 2009 16:03

Smashhoof 15

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Proughboy 7

Wednesday 30 January 2013 15:36

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fireandice27 0

Monday 31 August 2009 16:05

Hahaha I'm always SO scared of this happening to me - I triple-check every single part of my helmet before I put it on!

Ligerie 0

Monday 31 August 2009 16:13

Thats my worst fear, spiders popping out of nowhere and me dying as the result.

Herborist 0

Monday 31 August 2009 16:14

You should've checked the helmet before you put it on, duh.

wubbie6723 0

Monday 31 August 2009 16:15

ahahaha i feel bad for u bc of the spiders and the crash. i think its time for a new helmet

whatevershesaid 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 2:10

Oh, wow, really? I thought we were supposed to feel sorry for the mother pressuring the OP! /sarcasm

TheMikeyK 0

Monday 31 August 2009 16:17

lmao, I'm sorry, but YDI. You should have checked the helmet for any insects, or "safety issues" :)

sublime93 0

Monday 31 August 2009 16:20

Shouldve checked beforehand, especially since it hadn't been used in forever

caramelize 0

Monday 31 August 2009 16:24

Sucks. FYL.

gummy_b3ar_qt 0

Monday 31 August 2009 16:35

F* man, that wud suuuck! I'm totally afraid of spiders! :(

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