FML : Today, my mother finally pressured me to wear my old helmet while riding my bike. Halfway through my ride, 3 spiders came crawling out of it and onto my...

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Today, my mother finally pressured me to wear my old helmet while riding my bike. Halfway through my ride, 3 spiders came crawling out of it and onto my face, causing me to lose control of the bike and crash head-first. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By phlyingphuck - / Monday 31 August 2009 12:44 / United States

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By Juliett_fml | 0

#529300 - Monday 31 August 2009 04:03

well at least you were wearing a helmet...

By Ligerie | 0

#529336 - Monday 31 August 2009 04:13

Thats my worst fear, spiders popping out of nowhere and me dying as the result.

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By Juliett_fml | 0

#529300 - Monday 31 August 2009 04:03

well at least you were wearing a helmet...

ChurchofFagenism | 0

#529315 - Monday 31 August 2009 04:06

I was just about to say that hahah!!!

c3bu | 0

#529330 - Monday 31 August 2009 04:11

lol i was just about to say this

fym_fml | 2

#529332 - Monday 31 August 2009 04:12

Well now's the perfect excuse to buy a new helmet since the old one is used in an accident.

No_Heart | 0

#529388 - Monday 31 August 2009 04:49

Who cares about her, what i want to know is if the spiders are ok.

ninaaftermath | 0

#529474 - Monday 31 August 2009 05:39

I was just about to say this!!

AfroJesus | 0

#530367 - Tuesday 1 September 2009 12:26

YDI for having legs.

Getchooahhaa | 0

#530970 - Tuesday 1 September 2009 04:33

I laughed at 67

summer66_fml | 0

#531010 - Tuesday 1 September 2009 04:55

i was just about to say that too!!

Googoie | 0

#533605 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 06:54

Beat me to it...

your_mother | 0

#541782 - Saturday 5 September 2009 10:17

i was gunna saythat

megamandude455 | 10

#998602 - Thursday 20 May 2010 07:34

18 WINS!!!

Super_Salo | 0

#3658349 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 02:10

Hahah! I knew somebody would write this. (^.^)/

amandajlucas2015 | 2

#4198994 - Thursday 22 March 2012 04:43

Exactly Wut I was gonna say

klimpomppp | 9

#5492491 - Wednesday 15 May 2013 08:19

Ermagerd i was just Gunna say tht!

By ezdosremember | 0

#529301 - Monday 31 August 2009 04:03

Smashhoof | 15

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Proughboy | 7

#5347145 - Wednesday 30 January 2013 03:36

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By fireandice27 | 0

#529308 - Monday 31 August 2009 04:05

Hahaha I'm always SO scared of this happening to me - I triple-check every single part of my helmet before I put it on!

By Ligerie | 0

#529336 - Monday 31 August 2009 04:13

Thats my worst fear, spiders popping out of nowhere and me dying as the result.

By Herborist | 0

#529338 - Monday 31 August 2009 04:14

You should've checked the helmet before you put it on, duh.

By wubbie6723 | 0

#529339 - Monday 31 August 2009 04:15

ahahaha i feel bad for u bc of the spiders and the crash. i think its time for a new helmet

whatevershesaid | 0

#755664 - Tuesday 5 January 2010 02:10

Oh, wow, really? I thought we were supposed to feel sorry for the mother pressuring the OP! /sarcasm

By TheMikeyK | 0

#529344 - Monday 31 August 2009 04:17

lmao, I'm sorry, but YDI. You should have checked the helmet for any insects, or "safety issues" :)

By sublime93 | 0

#529350 - Monday 31 August 2009 04:20

Shouldve checked beforehand, especially since it hadn't been used in forever

By caramelize | 0

#529360 - Monday 31 August 2009 04:24

Sucks. FYL.

By gummy_b3ar_qt | 0

#529368 - Monday 31 August 2009 04:35

F* man, that wud suuuck! I'm totally afraid of spiders! :(

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