Really? So are you a little Arschgiege?

At least you're not a parasite.

Arschgeige- roughly translated to dipshit or asshat. please use monolingual sentences on here, that way there's less confusion.

Merde.

Is there a non-deadly kind of cancer?

I think context is important here

yeah. the OP could just be a terrible person. we just don't know

"...because both you and cancer teach me so much about the value of life."
Context: it can fix almost anything

#33 very optimistic. However, that would hardly be worth posting as an FML right?

I was going to ask the same question. I want to know what was going on when OP's mother made this comment.

Where exactly is context going to come in? Hey kiddo, you did something that really made me mad today, you're like a cancer.....

wow, what did you do to suck the life out of her.

Were you better?

Wow, you have a really great mom!
Sorry OP.

Maybe OP should look in to being a better person. Or maybe OPs mum has a morbid sense of humor. Ever consider that?

Regardless of how one's child is, it is never ok to abandon your maturity and maternal instinct. To insult your daughter in such a way.

So tell her you are just as deadly as well

I totally understand what its like to have a mother that makes rude comments like that.
So sorry OP

Isnt that how most moms prove their love or is it just your and my mom

that is so terrible! what kind of mother would tell her kid something like that! I'm really sorry OP :/

I have this problem a lot also... dang parents

I'm sorry you're often compared to cancer :(

But in all seriousness, I'm sorry about that.. It sucks that you have to live through that

Yes it is quite horrible. many people in my family have died because of cancer.