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Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML

By Fraser / Thursday 8 March 2012 19:03 / Canada
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By  Zestus  |  19

Well as we all know, incest is wincest.

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Yessss!! Incest is Wincest!!

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  XtraEzeee  |  8

16- I read that as locker door... Made the comment 100 times better.

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  Feared  |  9

Well I would hope so. It would be hard to jack off to the image of your mom, if you weren't picturing her all smooth and lathered it buck futter.

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  frokeyman92  |  9

Literally

By  platypus505  |  5

Lock your or do it your shower or something man

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  muzy  |  23

14 the words are all there. What ? you mean to tell me that you can't see the letters 'door' and 'in' ? If you highlight the sentence, you'll be a able to see the missing words!!

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What about animal farm hoes! AmIRight? Eh? Anyone...?

By  Isa_fml  |  19

my brother's named fraser. and lives in BC. LITTLE BROTHER, NOOOO

By  onlychildFTW  |  33

That was very stupid. But at least you care about your mother to think of her.

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