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This is a very telling comment...

Do it behind a locked door in the bathroom or at night when everyones a sleep

Yessss!! Incest is Wincest!!

16 - That probably wasn't the best reply on a comment about incest...

If it happens again look them 'em in the eyes and finish like a boss

I don't really care what it is you do with your family as long as you, keep your gene pool in check you animal!!

WOWWW *____*

16- I read that as locker door...
Made the comment 100 times better.

16- I read that as locker door...
Made the comment 100 times better.

87- I did the same thing and it indeed made it so much better xD

29- Or finish in their eyes and look like a boss.

Haha.

...go on

you left out the best moments; what comes after.

no.

I immediately thought of Supernatural upon reading this comment.

I'm watching supernatural right now!!!

talk about disrespectful 29

faggot

I thought of Supernatural...

I love how a guy can post one comment and have it get more than 30 likes, and post it again and get over 40 dislikes.

Smooth

Like Keith Stone.

Well I would hope so. It would be hard to jack off to the image of your mom, if you weren't picturing her all smooth and lathered it buck futter.

How wa the awkward tension after that... Aha

That would make a good story to tell your dad.

Op is one sick muthafucka.

Literally

Do you know what literally means??

Yes. He does.
That's the joke.

I'm thinking they should change YDI from "you deserved it" to "you dumb idiot"

Do you know what motherfucker means?

Lock your or do it your shower or something man

I think you accidentally a few words.

Nice!

14 the words are all there. What ? you mean to tell me that you can't see the letters 'door' and 'in' ? If you highlight the sentence, you'll be a
able to see the missing words!!

.

14- You are amazing. Keep on keeping on.

You're awesome.

Rubbing out shower babies?

omfg..... I facepalmed myself so hard I think I broke my nose...

250- Post that shit on FML

Idk why everyone thumbed down tune that made me laugh ass off

Oh I've seen this movie!!

....Pornhub right?

Great website

Youjizz. Better streaming lol.

How bout tube8?

This thread went to a dark place rather quickly.

What about animal farm hoes! AmIRight? Eh? Anyone...?

It's all about that xnxx brah

-56 hellz yes

Naw pornhub wins. Haha I go on enough for autocorrect to guess what I was typing. Por...ahhh pornhub.

Pornhub all the way.

Xtube is pretty decent.

Youporn is better

xhamster ftw..

Spankwire does the job rather nice.

Is it convenient that my like was the 69th?

Xnxx wins lol

Pornhub is good on a computer but tube8 wins on the phone ... You know for those on the fly moments

surprisebuttsex.com is where its at. wtf r u all talkin about

This is a conversation i would
Not like to take part in.

Spankwire anybody??

Lmfao man

149- because Justin Bieber doesn't use the web for his porn, he has his slaves go buy them at his favorite sex store.

Haven't heard of some of these sites. Must check out.

So many porn sites... I know what I'm doing tonight

Xvideos, my preferred website ;)

Am. Ashamed at myself that am a frequent visitor on all websites

M.fuq.com

Pornhub is WAYYY better! But now it only gives you 5 videos a day -__-

Personally I prefer Wikipedia

lemonparty.org

haha ^

Yep Love That One

120-I love xhamster man, it's the best

lemonparty

159- Yeah? Your probably jealous ;)

I love that and I've seen it too

Finally someone agrees with me. (And I am a girl btw..)

If you on da itouch.... Set safari to private mode, and BING!! UNLIMITED VIDEOS!!!!!!!!!

I have been on all of those listed

Way to amplify the situation weirdo.

SURPRISE BUTTSEX!!!!!

Wow.. :/ you gotta make sure there's no chance of you getting caught! Rule number one!

The risk of getting caught is half the fun.
If you haven't been caught masturbating then you're not trying hard enough.

Rule number 2: if your parents walk in on you masturbateing you stare them in the eyes and finish like a champ

Rule # 2 in reality you try to hide it and look as though you just saw the girl from "the ring".

There is no way to defuse the "awkward tension" when a family member catches you masturbating...so next time don't bother.

It was a Freudian slip.

Haha, 69 thumbs up... Now watch as someone thumbs the comment up once more.

Top tip - stop masturbating when you say that OP that would probably have made it less awkward.

Lol 69 likes on this comment

your relationship will never be the same I'm afraid

my brother's named fraser. and lives in BC. LITTLE BROTHER, NOOOO

There was a guy named Fraser whom I went to elementary school with in BC Canada... Hahaha!

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While fapping? That's just wrong.

Is it really wrong to think about Fraser's mom while beating it? Half of us do so what is so wrong with fraser doing it?