By misoranomegami - 21/06/2014 02:48 - United States

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Today, my mother came over to check on my new kitten while I was at work. She took a video of the kitten playing on my bed and climbing on my nightstand. Right on top of my vibrator I forgot to put away. I'm not sure if she noticed or not but she's certainly been showing the video around. FML
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Juicenub 25
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Hopefully the video won't shake things up.

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AlwaysWatching 27
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Did your mom not notice that? That would be awkward having a video of your room shown around anyway....

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ELoni_fml 25
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People will probably only look at the kitten

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Juicenub 25
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Maybe, but they'll probably see the vibrator that the kitten's sitting on too.

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Pat_Tricksta 13
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I don't know man, I'm purrty sure I'd be eyeballing that blatant dildo

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DrownedMyFish 18

A vibrator is too hard to miss. People will definitely notice.

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blazingshot147 19
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#30 I think it would be more concerning that the mom went in her daughter's house without permission.

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rylaii 26

Please learn to read and understand words. Op said her mom went to go check up on the kitten. So clearly op knew she was going over.

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AlwaysWatching 27
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Did your mom not notice that? That would be awkward having a video of your room shown around anyway....

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Demig0d6 14

Guess you can say op is not the only pussy attracted to the vibrator... Get it? Anyone? No? Okay :(

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JJ_86 22
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I'm pretty sure she noticed that. Why else would she run around showing the video around?

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Juicenub 25
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Hopefully the video won't shake things up.

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Demig0d6 14

Or op's pussies have a thing for vibrators

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barakados 11
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Pun with the word pussy in it.

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hufflepuffle 13
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*Patrick booing*

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dawood_k 27
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Shame how sweet. You left out a toy for pussy cat to play with.

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LeoChen 7
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Maybe she will put this video on YouTube .LOL

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Vagitarian1 10
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Was it still glistening?

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Pat_Tricksta 13
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That's fucking gross man

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mistertbawk420 10
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What the fuck is wrong with you

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wolfgold2 20
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I thought it was kind of funny.

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Meggston 17
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It wasn't THAT disturbing...

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OysterPearls 33
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With the name "Vagitarian1", why am I not surprised?

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doctorhook86 24
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#9: Forget the haters, Vagitarian. Your comment was hilarious!

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mackdeezy 22
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Either puuuuurrrrrr is the sound the kitten makes.... or the vibrator.

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mufasaniqqa 13
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which pussy does it better

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Shemp_5 14

That will be a lovely conversation. "Oh hey mom, you have to stop showing that video around because The cat is playing with my vibrator."

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