FML : Today, my mother came over to check on my new kitten while I was at work. She took a video of the kitten playing on my bed and climbing on my nightstand....

Today, my mother came over to check on my new kitten while I was at work. She took a video of the kitten playing on my bed and climbing on my nightstand. Right on top of my vibrator I forgot to put away. I'm not sure if she noticed or not but she's certainly been showing the video around. FML

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By misoranomegami - / Saturday 21 June 2014 02:48 / United States

Intimacy

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By Juicenub | 25

#5983130 - Saturday 21 June 2014 15:53

Hopefully the video won't shake things up.

By AlwaysWatching | 27

#5983129 - Saturday 21 June 2014 15:53

Did your mom not notice that? That would be awkward having a video of your room shown around anyway....

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By ELoni_fml | 25

#5983127 - Saturday 21 June 2014 15:51

People will probably only look at the kitten

Juicenub | 25

#5983146 - Saturday 21 June 2014 15:57

Maybe, but they'll probably see the vibrator that the kitten's sitting on too.

Pat_Tricksta | 13

#5983195 - Saturday 21 June 2014 16:45

I don't know man, I'm purrty sure I'd be eyeballing that blatant dildo

DrownedMyFish | 18

#5983281 - Saturday 21 June 2014 18:11

A vibrator is too hard to miss. People will definitely notice.

blazingshot147 | 19

#5983605 - Saturday 21 June 2014 22:14

#30 I think it would be more concerning that the mom went in her daughter's house without permission.

rylaii | 26

#5983707 - Sunday 22 June 2014 0:27

Please learn to read and understand words. Op said her mom went to go check up on the kitten. So clearly op knew she was going over.

By AlwaysWatching | 27

#5983129 - Saturday 21 June 2014 15:53

Did your mom not notice that? That would be awkward having a video of your room shown around anyway....

Demig0d6 | 14

#5983473 - Saturday 21 June 2014 20:24

Guess you can say op is not the only pussy attracted to the vibrator... Get it? Anyone? No? Okay :(

JJ_86 | 22

#5983717 - Sunday 22 June 2014 0:39

I'm pretty sure she noticed that. Why else would she run around showing the video around?

By Juicenub | 25

#5983130 - Saturday 21 June 2014 15:53

Hopefully the video won't shake things up.

Demig0d6 | 14

#5983475 - Saturday 21 June 2014 20:26

Or op's pussies have a thing for vibrators

By barakados | 11

#5983131 - Saturday 21 June 2014 15:53

Pun with the word pussy in it.

hufflepuffle | 13

#5983290 - Saturday 21 June 2014 18:22

*Patrick booing*

By invadermaythe1st | 35

#5983133 - Saturday 21 June 2014 15:54

oh well, everyone does it

Shinybaconplays | 17

#5984107 - Sunday 22 June 2014 5:03

Boys dont

RabbitOfAurora | 28

#5984436 - Sunday 22 June 2014 15:12

Some boys do.

By dawood_k | 27

#5983139 - Saturday 21 June 2014 15:56

Shame how sweet. You left out a toy for pussy cat to play with.

By LeoChen | 7

#5983147 - Saturday 21 June 2014 15:57

Maybe she will put this video on YouTube .LOL

By Vagitarian1 | 10

#5983149 - Saturday 21 June 2014 15:58

Was it still glistening?

Pat_Tricksta | 13

#5983211 - Saturday 21 June 2014 16:55

That's fucking gross man

mistertbawk420 | 10

#5983300 - Saturday 21 June 2014 18:33

What the fuck is wrong with you

wolfgold2 | 20

#5983382 - Saturday 21 June 2014 19:41

I thought it was kind of funny.

Meggston | 17

#5983438 - Saturday 21 June 2014 19:58

It wasn't THAT disturbing...

OysterPearls | 33

#5983696 - Sunday 22 June 2014 0:20

With the name "Vagitarian1", why am I not surprised?

doctorhook86 | 24

#5983845 - Sunday 22 June 2014 1:41

#9: Forget the haters, Vagitarian. Your comment was hilarious!

By mackdeezy | 19

#5983153 - Saturday 21 June 2014 16:00

Either puuuuurrrrrr is the sound the kitten makes.... or the vibrator.

mufasaniqqa | 13

#5983603 - Saturday 21 June 2014 22:11

which pussy does it better

By Shemp_5 | 14

#5983155 - Saturday 21 June 2014 16:01

That will be a lovely conversation. "Oh hey mom, you have to stop showing that video around because The cat is playing with my vibrator."

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