By Anonymous - 26/07/2013 07:06 - United States - Warren

Today, my mother and I were discussing how we couldn't believe it's been nearly a year since my dad died. Not paying attention, my husband absentmindedly added, "Time flies when you're having fun." FML
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AngrySailor 17
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A man not paying attention? I've been told we're good a that sometimes. Hopefully he just had a brain fart. Sorry for you loss OP.

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meiam 7
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I'm sure he put his foot in his mouth after that one...

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AGB10 19
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Terrible on him! You need to show your husband who is the daddy!

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Uramonkey 11
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Daddy is dead though

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Welshite 39
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#12: All it requires is a shovel.

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DJisHere11 19
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#14 Really, you dug too far. Sorry for your loss Op.

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salazara 10
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I call it a Freudian slip!

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AngrySailor 17
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A man not paying attention? I've been told we're good a that sometimes. Hopefully he just had a brain fart. Sorry for you loss OP.

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Helloilike_lacro 8
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I would understand if he said that about his mother-in-law but aren't father-in-laws supposed to be cool?

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Blackcatluck 19
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It's not ok to say that about any dead member of someone's family. And the "monster in law" thing is not true at all, it depends on the person.

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meiam 7
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I'm sure he put his foot in his mouth after that one...

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Ambient25 24
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or someone else's foot...

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tommyfox 19
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You'll be able to say that too one year after you divorce him.

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Zomg_Okay 26
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... I pity anybody you get into a relationship with.

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ShyAnn29 14
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5, that is a strange reason to get divorced, haven't you ever done something like that? I have, I'm sure almost everyone has.

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tommyfox 19
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#8- I pity anyone YOU get in a relationship with. Unless of course they are a mortician with no sense of humor. Morticians tend to be deathly serious.

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Ambient25 24
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#5 does no wrong, didn't you know...

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Ki11erC 18
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Grounds for divorce? Lmao I wouldn't pity anyone who they have a relationship with 8, with that attitude they will never get the chance anyway.

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SolarFlare 20
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Ouch ouch ouch. FYL op

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Ambient25 24
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A spectacular comment. +1 for creativity...

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cottoncandymango 17
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I'm sure you hubby didn't mean it like that... Sometimes we tend to say things and they come out wrong.

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Ambient25 24
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That's right Ashley I mean Julie!!! nooooooo..........

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Uramonkey 11
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I guess he handled it pretty well!

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Pstraka6 20
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Smooth comment. Sounds like someone needs and adjustment slap or better yet to grow up

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illegalbeagle69 23
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Sounds like someone needs to look up the definition of 'absentmindedly'

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hcollins1 18
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So, you're the only one that hasn't said anything stupid?

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illegalbeagle69 23
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Haha oh please do tell how you made that assumption of how I think of myself from one comment

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Jimmothy68 5
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Don't want to burst your bubble, but I think he was talking about the person you replied to.

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illegalbeagle69 23
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My apologies. I didn't think of it thay way sorry for my dick comment.

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