By Anonymous - 16/01/2013 21:08 - United States - San Marcos
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Yeah. The first sperm lays down a couple sweet lines and buys the egg a few drinks. After the egg is feeling good, another sperm comes along and woos it by dropping some more cash on it. When the egg is hammered and its inhibitions lowered, a third sperm slips it away and penetrates before the other sperm know what happened.
I must introduce this fantastic holiday to my family. More presents for me.
Did she and your dad do a re-enactment? Do you get conception AND birthday presents? Throw in half-birthdays and you'll be in high cotton!
At least she remembered! Be happy she must think you are worthy of celebrating :)