Miscellaneous: Today, my mom was gifted with a toiletry basket. I grabbed the...

By soapgirl - 13/08/2009 16:07 - Philippines

Today, my mom was gifted with a toiletry basket. I grabbed the lotion and used it without asking. When I went out, it began raining hard. I got wet and noticed my skin got very sticky. Turns out the lotion was actually body wash. People were wondering why soap bubbles were coming from my skin. FML

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Today, I washed my face and grabbed a towel to dry it. I felt something moving down my forehead, thinking it was a drop of water. Upon looking in the mirror, I found it hadn't been a drop of water… unless the water drop had legs and was gooey. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2015 02:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML

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MercedesJames 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 22:04

Not that bad but at least ur clean! and how do u not notice? Its a way different consistency and then actual body lotion.

jonnymohio 2

Thursday 13 August 2009 22:18

YDI for swiping your mother's gift. You selfish child.

Comments

Bumlove89 0

Friday 14 August 2009 3:16

so the moral of the story is: don't touch shit that doesn't belong to you.

LemonFairy 0

Friday 14 August 2009 3:19

This isn't an FML. This is an "THAT IS TOTALLY AWESOME!!"

Morokea 0

Friday 14 August 2009 3:26

Kinda funny but not a big deal. She doesn't necessarily deserve it for taking something. I take lotions and things from my mom all the time because I know she doesn't want it.

failsatlife6 0

Friday 14 August 2009 5:03

i agree!! :D

alwaysalady 0

Friday 14 August 2009 3:37

This sounds so cool... I wish I could have stared at the bubbly freak.....

rotisseriechick 0

Friday 14 August 2009 3:50

YDI for stealing, karma! Anddd, wouldn't you notice that the consistency of lotion is different to body wash? Can't you read anyways?

cherrypieguy 0

Friday 14 August 2009 3:52

YDI IT FOR USING LOTION WRONG

wolfy_fml 5

Friday 14 August 2009 4:57

Not necessarily. I just got a new body wash and when I went to use some, was confused and thought it was lotion... but it really is body wash I checked the label several times.

peppy29 2

Friday 14 August 2009 3:52

Literacy is a good thing, you know. YDI, It can't be that hard to read a bottle. And I fail to see how this ruined your life.

sweetSandy 0

Friday 14 August 2009 4:36

LOL thanks this just made me smile

MoonEyes_fml 0

Friday 14 August 2009 5:00

Lmao I laughed out loud at this! I did the same thing in the Body Shop in the mall and I had to go to he McDonalds bathroom without anyone noticing! So embarassing! Lmao!

aurorelle 0

Friday 14 August 2009 6:09

It would have washed off right after if it really was raining that hard. Not FML worthy at all. YDI for not reading lables/using it without permission.