Miscellaneous: Today, my mom was driving me somewhere. As we were driving she... - FML

By hahahah111 - 25/05/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, my mom was driving me somewhere. As we were driving she got mad at a motorcycle driver telling to "get the fuck off the road." In response, the driver decided to spit into my open window. His spit landed on my face. FML

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Monday 25 May 2009 16:07

At least your mouth wasn't open.

herby123 0

Monday 25 May 2009 16:10

relay it to ur mom?

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Monday 25 May 2009 16:07

At least your mouth wasn't open.

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Monday 1 February 2010 18:17

people that get mad at motorcyclists should go suck a cock, bikers have just as much of a right to be on the road as you do!

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Monday 6 September 2010 8:09

spit in your moms face

herby123 0

Monday 25 May 2009 16:10

relay it to ur mom?

doodootrain 0

Monday 25 May 2009 16:10

that was just hilariouz

Futt_Buck 0

Monday 25 May 2009 16:10

Just spit on your mom =]

OppositesAttract_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 16:12

Ew. That's disgusting, and totally unnessasry from the drivers part. I would die if that happend to me, I'm totally grossed out by spit. Ugh. FYL.

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Monday 25 May 2009 16:15

i say bull because ive ridden in motorcycles alot and even at 35mph no one could spit in a window that their next to and if he moved up then the spit couldnt have hit you at that angle unless you were at stop and go traffic

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Monday 25 May 2009 16:18

Well hopefully your mouth wasn't open. If it was just think of it like water

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Monday 25 May 2009 16:20

Bikers have absolutely no decency! They think they rule the road and surely act that way! But yet again, proof that road rage leads to hectic stuff!

Shizden 0

Monday 25 May 2009 16:44

Pretend it's just some watered down Sprite.

littlehowl 0

Monday 25 May 2009 16:49

#8 yeah or her mother was just driving like shit, any fucking idiot can get a license these days.

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